Baker 👨‍🍳🥖🍞🍰 (He/Him)

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined July 2010
Just watched someone eat a meat pie by removing the top and eating that, followed by scooping out the meat with a fork and eating that, before finally eating the pastry cup that was left. I don’t know how I feel about it, but I think I just witnessed a crime. – at Ranelagh, Tasmania
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Kelly Clarkson at Target when they tell her she can’t buy one of the big red balls outside
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New #Carrie series on @PrimeVideo is a waste of time. Wtf was that dancing bit in the finale.
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Finding this quite hard to stomach from a country that is bombing the shit out of other countries…
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Just accept second place Argentina ffs #fifaworldcup
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Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL
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Hang it in the louvre! What a glorious day for football!! As many have said the last few days - justice has been done! 🇧🇪 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪
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Hudson Williams with Tom Blyth today in Milan!
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Avril Lavigne was right, it absolutely is a damn cold night and I am, in fact, trying to figure out this life
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Tiny things from #HeatedRivalry that I think about constantly… - Ilya’s quick 😋 when Shane says he didn’t get drunk with his team. -The way Shane whispers “Yesssssssss” when Ilya grabs his hand at the hospital… as well as the subtle “oh no” as the nurse walks in….
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….. - The single tear that rolls down Ilya’s face when he talks about his father. - The way Ilya says “Nope” when Shane asks him if he brought anyone to Florida. - The way Shane is completely in the moment and listening wholeheartedly to Ilya’s Russian monologue. #heatedrivalry
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Bugger....
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Almost thought @JNampijinpa was going to say the election was rigged… 🙄 #AusVotes25
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BREAKING!!
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I kissed the ground and i liked it
Katy Perry seemingly kisses the ground after returning from Space.
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It’s truly odd. I want less of them.
Every time the Faks show up in ‘The Bear’ S3 the show grinds to a halt. Truly baffling creative decision to give them more screen time than S1 characters.
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He went to Greenland and didn’t even have the decency to wear a suit and say thank you.
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if i had this face i would also pause speaking after every word to serve
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