My stomach rumbles and bubbles up like I got a stomachache or gas. Then I realize, it’s just a baby. 🤰🏽
Funny. Folks be quick to ask you to hangout or go outside… but can’t even tell you happy birthday. Man fuck y’all.
Smart MFs articulate what they WANT to say and that’s it. Dumb MFs be wanting to have the last word cause they can’t figure out what they really trying to say.
8 years ago, I had a drill sergeant tell me that the Army will turn me into a smoker or an alcoholic & I said “naww, not me!”
Now look at me. Looking forward to a shot of soju & drunk nights with the girls. 🥹
Summer almost over and I’m overdue for a baecation. Who wants to go?! 🤪
But, we breaking up at Daniel K. Inoyue.
- Carla
It’s always “hey come out this weekend,” & never “I got you & ya girls bottle service & male strippers.” 🙄
Why men be telling you shit after the fact? Like bro… I don’t even press. I just want consideration and a heads up.
Marie retweeted
I’m 25 about to be 26 and some of my ”family” members feel some type of way about me having children 😂

