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Struggling caretaker. Patriot, Christian, survivor. ✝️🇺🇸

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Joined June 2009
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Maaan I just came from @KFC C'mon...💩 😧 @TinyBeehee #KFC
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The day we shifted timelines 🇺🇸🫡
Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!
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Ilhan's family had to flee Africa because her father ran the brutal dictatorship in Somalia as a colonel overseeing outrageous atrocities. They weren't fleeing oppression. They WERE the oppression. She brought those good ol' Mogadishu family values to Minnesota.
EXCLUSIVE: Senior U.S. officials tell @Newsmax the federal probe into the mysterious past of @Ilhan Omar is being driven by the Human Rights Violators and War Crimes Unit (HRVWCU) @DHSgov, and that investigators are examining whether Omar's father committed war crimes in his native Somalia. Tune into NEWSMAX starting at noon ET for more of my reporting.
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🌮🔔@TacoBell makes me shit like hell ! #tacobell @TinyBeehee
Time for Taco Bell 🔔 🐝
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Guys! I’ve made an official YouTube shorts channel I’ll be posting there too! So if y’all wanna go check it out please please feel free to subscribe!!! youtube.com/@tinybeehee?si=M… much love tiny bee 🐝❤️
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Live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …
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They really don’t
They don’t understand how things work.
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#80s Walter Peck was sooo annoying.
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Wait.... What? 🤔
I just voted for James Talarico in Texas because “the trans community needs abortion care too.” This is the number one issue facing America today.
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This works well. Screenshot of credit card is the easiest way, unless you want to fill out the secure vault data. Seems a bit silly to hand your credit card to people you don’t know at a restaurant, but not to Grok Bot.
My son loves basketball, and I want him to be able to practice at home… honestly we live in a small home, though, and I don’t want the constant sound of a bouncing ball disturbing our neighbors. So I sent my Grok Bot one text: “Order me the DribbleUp silent ball, best price, shipped to my home.” It compared prices, found the best deal, checked out with my card, and placed the order - $32.91 total w/ free shipping, arriving this Thursday. I didn’t open a shopping app or fill out a single form. I just wanted a quieter way for my son to work on his game, and my bot handled the shopping. Having your own AI bot take care of everyday things like this is pretty freakin cool. His ball is arriving soon and all I needed to do is send a text.
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Dude. Elon Musk is on another planet.
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Our design language has evolved since the last reveal: from S3XY to Cybertruck, Cybercab & Optimus Roadster is inspired by the SR-71 & F-35
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Ask your @Grok @Bot to remove your phone number from spam call & text lists!
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One of my favorite shows as a kid!
Elon Musk just made Turbo Boost a reality. A bunch of guys my age have been waiting our whole lives for this.
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Maybe we should start a competitor to Amazon 🤔
amazon is blocking grok @bots from ordering, and elon's answer is just have your bot buy it somewhere else. one of my grok bots only handles my amazon returns, so i'm watching this one closely. would you switch stores for your bot? 🛒 Elon, i think its time for an X Shop? 👀
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Real life, baby
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Roadster transforms in Track Mode These aero features aren't just for looks: they provide the best passive downforce package of any road car (approaching F1 levels!) with wing actuation driven by the @Tesla_Optimus actuator system
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Exactly what I predicted has happened
Elon laid out a path to peace between Ukraine and Russia back in October 2022, and he was attacked for it by almost everyone In November 2023, he explained to Lex Fridman why he had proposed peace: “a lot of people dying for basically almost no changes in land,” with an entire generation of young Ukrainians and Russians paying the price Two and a half years after his original proposal, he warned that Ukraine should seek peace or suffer severe loss of life for no gains, and called continuing the war cruel and inhumane Today the world is talking about the same kind of deal he proposed, only after hundreds of thousands more lives were thrown into a meat grinder for almost nothing He was right then, and he is right now
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Less than one hour until today’s Falcon 9 launch of the CRS-35 mission to the @Space_Station from Florida. All systems are looking good, and weather is favorable for liftoff at 6:33 a.m. ET → spacex.com/launches/crs35
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