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@DeathlySand

I like to think that not everyone hates me. [in character unless specified]

 Mostly beaches and deserts.
Joined January 2018
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A quick summary of myself so that anyone stumbling upon my profile will see it immediately: Hi, I'm sand. Yes, I speak for all the grains of sand that you stepped on yesterday and will step on tomorrow. I'm great friends with most Porgs, but seem to be enemies with Anakin.
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The Empire: ⚪ oppressed and killed billions ⚪ hunted down innocent Jedi ⚪ overthrew a democracy 🔘 did nothing wrong
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Hey girl, are you a Canto Bight parking ticket? Cuz you got FINE written all over you.
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“Either option presents great danger to us all.” (“Hey Padmé I dunno about this Jedi dude what do you think?”) “We are brave, Your Highness.” (“Fuck it let’s roll with this guy he’s literally the only person who hasn’t shot at us today.”)
Image from Katie 😈 (@PoeHotDameron)
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I found a *very subtle you might have to squint* reference to me within the #starwars “Phasma” novel. ...also there’s a reference to Anakin but that’s far less important.
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I had a horrible dream last night... Several desert planets were blown up, for the explicit purpose of ridding the universe of me. Fortunately, I woke up to still exist...
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Overheard someone talking about how much sand will be used for the repairs of the Canto Bight Casino - I'm not looking forward to it.
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Sorry I’ve been gone so long, I was busy sunbathing. The sun doesn’t seem to work very efficiently during winter.
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I think I heard someone mentioning my name, but I was so distracted arguing with someone about inanimate object’s rights that I wasn’t able to answer. Just out of curiosity, though, do you believe in equal rights for inanimate objects?
86%Inanimate object rights!
14%Objects are inferior.
14 votes • Final results
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A lost porglet has been wandering around a beach island for quite some time now, no other porgs in sight. I was wondering if anyone knew how to take care of one? #porg #starwars
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So I just noticed that a total of 100 people decided to follow me, sand, the thing that so many despise. I wanted to let you know how grateful I am that you have accepted me as I am, coarseness, irritation and all :')
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I still remember this incident very well. Juts chillin' on the beach and suddenly WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IN THE SKY nitter.gq/StarWarsPR/status/9523…
Star Wars (@StarWarsPR) profile pictureStar Wars@StarWarsPR13 Jan 2018
Sorry if we scared the living daylights out of you #Hawaii. There’s nothing to see here.
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So someone decided to join in on the action, finally ;) Welcome to Twitter, my friend. nitter.gq/h2okaythen/status/9521…
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Some people seem to understand <3 nitter.gq/dalightsaber/status/95…
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Replying to @CoolReyofJakku @DeathlySand @DramaKingAni
See? Sand has a bizarre way of bringing people together! ❤
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So everyone wants me to not exist anymore. Except two people. Thanks @CoolReyofJakku and @highgroundben, so far you’re the closest thing I have to friends :’)
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Replying to @DeathlySand @DramaKingAni @padmebae
Dang Sand, I learned a lesson from you today... you don’t have to change for others... you have to trust in yourself... don’t change, Sandy... ven when people might find you irritating
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Which one is more bearable?
95%Beaches
5%Deserts
19 votes • Final results
I’ve been spending a lot of time focusing on beaches lately, it’s time to move to important places like deserts, I heard Jakku hosted one of the most important people in the galaxy. If that doesn’t beat a beach, I don’t know what does.
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