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🖤♥️ they did it.
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#ShitlessNervous bringing this back
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*taps sign*
Come on Marty…
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Nothing quite like the crowd pop for a Canes goal at home ♥️♥️
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A 5 on 3 split between multiple periods is less than ideal. Too much time has to be spent try to gain the zone
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Don’t show Chris Drury, glove is pretty solid.
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A tale as old as time, told three different ways
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The hockey gods sure do have it out for McAvoy
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Jackson “McDavid” Blaker; son of Jason.
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Jean Hebert going as TJ Luxmore for Halloween?
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But why?
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I don’t care if you want to fight, just tell me why 😂
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Come on Marty…
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Copycat league gonna copycat
Man the rest of the league saw us win the Cup and were like quick make the skates, it must be the skates
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Our work here is done for the day.
Carter Hart exited the ice and appeared to be limping.
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Replying to @DebM_ACK
Also selling mine. Migraine keeping me home 😕 Section 205, row A. One seat $120, or two seats $240 View from seats
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Really glad the NY Rangers decided to just submit their previous homework. The commitment to just mailing it in and hoping for the best is outmatched
In case you’re more of a squinting person than a scrolling person… We now have TWENTY of the upcoming Hometown Remix jerseys, nearly 2/3rds of the league. Who’s in the lead for your favorite? 🍎: @abslswrld @carterrichardd
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No is a full sentence but this works too in this situation
Replying to @_sorrengailll
If yall care
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Deb retweeted
Parking tonight available: $25
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Non-zero chance a few more goalies buy bunnies 🐰
Devin Cooley in his last four games: 4-0-0 1.5 GAA .955 Sv% Unconscious. 🔥
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Stopping McJesus in the shootout. One for the memory books
Michal Postava is making his first start with the @DetroitRedWings tonight! 🙌
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