Some Christians will investigate your entire fucking lifestyle, tell you what you should be doing, who you should be sleeping with and how you should live. But question their own behaviour and suddenly it’s “only god can judge me”. 😂 So who’s given you nosy bastards the authority to judge everybody else?

Your god supposedly has unlimited power, yet his solution to wickedness was drowning babies alongside the guilty. What evil were those babies committing, Ozzy? And why couldn’t an all-powerful god stop the wrongdoers without killing their children? Think before posting this bollocks. 😂

Let’s hope the god of the bible isn’t real, because fucking hell, what an absolute cunt they’ve written him as. 😂 Floods the earth, orders massacres, demands worship, and somehow we’re supposed to admire him. I suppose every story needs a villain. The bizarre bit is they wrote this one as the hero.

Imagine being christened before you've learnt to walk. You can't speak, read, reason or even decide what you want for breakfast. But the adults have already organised a religious ceremony concerning your spiritual future. The baby probably just wants some fucking milk. 😂

Christianity is so false that two churches can read the same bible, consult the same holy spirit, reach completely opposite conclusions, and somehow both be certain god agrees with them. 😂

I’ll be talking some more shit about religion and Christianity today. 😂 Hopefully the Christians can get through it without having a meltdown in my mentions. Wouldn’t put money on it, but you never know. 😂

I’ve got a proper V for Vendetta against religious nonsense. 😂 The stupid takes, the endless waffle, the sheer confidence people have in arguments that fall apart under the slightest scrutiny. Believe whatever you want, but don’t expect me to sit there and pretend it makes sense.

😂 Imagine telling your wife you want another woman, then convincing the whole church it was god’s idea. That’s the beauty of claiming divine instructions. You get what you want, and anyone who objects has apparently got a problem with the almighty.

You’ve casually put gay people on the same list as murderers and haters, then started preaching about humility. Tell me something, mate. What exactly has someone done wrong by being gay? Who’s been harmed? And why on earth would they need saving from it?

He’s so confident we’re rejecting evidence, yet somehow forgot to present any. 😂 Which evidence are we supposedly refusing to accept? Name it, explain how it establishes your god, and we’ll examine it. Diagnosing atheists from a Twitter account isn’t apologetics.

Some Christians will tell you straight-faced that you deserve eternal punishment for rejecting their religion, then start crying about disrespect when you tell them their beliefs are fucking disgusting. So your god can condemn me to hell, but I’m supposed to watch my language? Get fucked. 😂

Some of you left school 20 years ago just to spend every Sunday being told when to stand up, sit down, sing, clap and keep quiet. All that’s missing is the headteacher taking the register. 😭

So fucking what? It’s my Twitter. I’ll tweet about Christianity all fucking day if I want to. What are you gonna do about it, apart from crying in my mentions? 😂

god said: … nothing. his self-appointed spokesmen haven’t shut the fuck up since. 😂

You’re confidently giving directions to a place you haven’t established exists. Before telling billions of people they’re on the wrong path, can you explain how you determined heaven is real and Jesus is the only way in?