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Guy at the corner shop told me I looked extremely pretty and gave me a half price discount on marb golds
#chaserbossman
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Guy who has a charity for underprivileged kids being nicer than fake woke angry punk poser goat boy yeah that makes sense
Well that's because you're an American
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Honestly impressive that it was so clear she was insane, and the Tories still put her in power
🚨 NEW: Liz Truss claims Brits would be on Mars by 2040 if she hadn't been ousted as Prime Minister.
[@politico]
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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I Wish Some Gay Boys Would Admit They Just Like To Cross Dress From Time To Time Cuz Ain’t No TransGirl Coming Outside With A Heavy Beat , A Well Trimmed Mustache W/ A All Black Fit On With Periwinkle Mini Purse
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Deadlock is awesome as fuck until there are eastern europeans on your team or really annoying redditchungus twitter people trying to farm screenshots
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Anyone else going as Pumpkin Hill from Sonic Adventure 2 for Halloween this year or just me? 🎃⛰️
The costume has a treasure hunting minigame where you can move Knuckles across the “level” and the radar necklace will blink as you get closer to the hidden emerald in the pockets💎
What is it about psychology majors that make them get so egotistical about being a psychology major why doesn't this happen with other fields?









































