jobey

can’t send emails so now i’m outlookin for some pussy

wrong and gay

at the tuscon goth bar with the vaguely gendered restrooms

overwhelming sense of discomfort driving by empty salad and gos. feels like someone left a corpse hanging in the town square and it’s not clear who’s job it is to take it down

turns out this was a recycling dumpster and i’ve been gleefully tossing my trash in there i’m going to be boiled alive

did yo ho tel you she hazbin riding my dick for some time now

who do you think you are org barging in on me and my korg

when shawty got i made you a cookie but i eated it humor but you genuinely haven’t gotten play since all your base are belong to us

i love my girlfriend but sometimes she uses reddit

so what we get kirked, so what my neck bleeds

how do i stop nuking the vibe while sober

my least woke take is that you’re allowed to hit your kid but only once

not a show dog i’m just the dog that showed up

my girl loves a collaborative document