ex-Lane Bryant marketing. I now sell shower curtain rings worldwide. Flunked out of Harvard Business School Online.
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Del Griffith retweeted
🤣 Can't stop laughing. This is so accurate.
Trump just addressed the United States Politburo from Red Square!
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Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk
ALT A large bear sitting in water fishing for salmon.
Del Griffith retweeted
The fart corner gives students a place to pass gas without leaving class — and helps normalize a very normal bodily function. trib.al/HMseVbR
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I was chatting with a girl in a bar.
"Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
"Have you got a girlfriend?" she replied. Guys like you always have girlfriends.
"No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," she said. Go on then, I’ll have a white wine.
A few drinks later, after a kiss and a cuddle, we headed back to her place and made passionate love.
While I was putting my clothes back on,she said, So, you're good looking, a nice guy, and amazing in bed.
Can I ask why on earth you broke up with your girlfriend?
I said "My wife found out."
Del Griffith retweeted
Never forget when Scottie just decided to let one rip on live air at The Open last year.
This is the guy favored to win this week, currently +680 @DKSports
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“I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME $400,000-A-YEAR WORKING WALL STREET STIFF…
I’M TALKING ABOUT LIQUID. RICH ENOUGH TO HAVE YOUR OWN JET. FIFTY, A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS, JERRY. A PLAYER. OR NOTHING.”
Del Griffith retweeted
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Del Griffith retweeted
I'll always remember looking at the early part of Steve Hafner's Linkedin profile when Kayak went public in 2012 😂😂
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Mid-level PE bros with no upward career trajectory, worthless carry, and limited external career options but high cash compensation
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Price of Pussy per year in Asia
This graph shows the inflation-adjusted market value price of pussy over time in Thailand, Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam, and Indonesia.
As you can see, all countries experienced a crash in the price of pussy during COVID due to low demand. Many guys living in Thailand at the time were paying as little as 500 baht! The average price today is 2500 baht.
The graph shows that the price of pussy in the Philippines had the steepest increase and is currently overvalued. I expect a crash soon as tourist numbers dwindle.
Vietnam is currently the cheapest country in Asia for pussy.
Del Griffith retweeted
I loved the article, "AI Isn't Coming for Your Job. It's Coming for Your Mind" by Tom Slater at Baillie Gifford. h/t Ian McKinnon, chairman of the board of trustees @sfiscience. Points about mastery and cognitive diversity are particularly relevant. Worth discussing in professional and educational contexts. bailliegifford.com/en/uk/ind…
