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funeral director - got the morbs (she/her)

inside your walls
Joined January 2010
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They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese
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He gonna turn off this site lmao
Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead
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it’s elon mosque now
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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We're digging up Charlie Kirk and embalming him in gender fluid
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streets are saying this is what turned texas blue
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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she's a lesbian, he's gay, and their 33-year marriage will change your perception of love
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Always upsets me to hear an Irish actor do a british accent.
first clip of ayo edebiri in ‘clarissa’ her britsh accent is so good, and the filmography is just so beautiful, can’t wait to see this on the big screen <333 thank you @lecham1644 for the screen grab 🫶
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“You can’t go to a frat house by yourself! It’s not safe!” Why isn’t it safe? “You cant walk alone at night! It’s not safe!” Why isn’t it safe? “You can’t dress like that! It’s not safe!” Why isn’t it safe?
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"bible says this" & "bible says that" you know what my favourite part of the bible is??;!;! the one when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress or to act, tells men to gouge out their eyes & to cut off their hands if they're incapable of controlling themselves & their urges
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dead men don’t rape.
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She reported it. She went through at least 12 hearings. Zero criminal charges.
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“Rape allegations ruin men’s lives” I fucking wish
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57 men were in a group chat 57/57 men didn’t report it 57/57 men didn’t try and stop it 57/57 men let it happen “Not all men” yet somehow 57/57 men.
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Politicians being kept alive to vote as they're commanded
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