Deliciously Evil

The disappointment I'm feeling is akin to when I think that Ice Ice Baby is coming on the radio and it turns out to be Under Pressure.

Saw Despicable M3. A disgusting, bigly, blonde coiffed business man came on screen, my 3 year old says: 'that guy looks like Donald Trump!'

Tatooine, Lose or Draw #StarWarsTV

My 4 year old has decided to be a Paleontologist. Man, he is gonna get so much pussy one day!

Saw this bumper sticker. My brain chooses to read it as if it were a Clinton thought bubble with a comma after Trump's name.

#WhenIWasATroubleMaker I slaved in the factory building those damn game boards!

Apparently my phone thinks you are Ron Funches today @vasego1 lol

I just discovered that my husband has never seen Reality Bites. I think I died a little inside. I mean, you think you know someone...

Looking on Amazon for a magnet board. This person should write reviews professionally. Lol

Hey Joy FM bumper sticker b**** maybe you should Practice What You Preach instead of being a jerk on the highway!

Everybody Loves Rye Bread #BreadTV

The Wonder Bread Years #BreadTV

Mike and Moldy #BreadTV

Days of Our Loaves #BreadTV

Happy New Year!! 🎉🎉🎉

@lizs_heart I love it when you retweet me! 😉 Hope you are doing well love! ❤❤

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Visiting family. 10 mo old sucking on turtle bath toy. Sits toy down. An hour later father in law comes in & throws toy to the dog. Oops! 😱

FL,if you're gonna disappoint by voting for Trump, at least throw me a bone & vote yes on 2.Prefer to be stoned while everything falls apart

🎵And the sign said: bald non-Trump supporters need not apply🎵 Or they will be brutally attacked...