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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.
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More dope new music! Our funky friends in @DelishWeather released a new single yesterday!
open.spotify.com/track/04lCS…
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Talking like a jerk, except you are an actual jerk
and living proof that sometimes friends are mean
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Avocados should have different toys inside instead of the same wooden ball every time
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FRASIER: Niles, I just purchased myself a Bored Ape
NILES: I got one for free when I took dad to see La Boheme
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Every microwave has a popcorn button and every bag of popcorn says DO NOT USE that button. I'm tired of these flirty little games
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Give a man a MoonPie and he will thank you but teach a man to MoonPie and Clint from our legal team will take immediate action
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“i wish i had olivia rodrigo when i was 15” you had 99 luftballoons you ungrateful piece of shit
























