I didn't come for a fight, but I will fight till the end. || writer is 21+
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// okay someone hear me out, or write this fanfiction.
Ilya's in his hoe phase. There's new photos of Ilya and some girl leaving a club almost every night for months and Shane's definitely not jealous about it however he just wants his own tie to Ilya to be known too. But he--
--Hayden doesn't know is that before their game against Boston Shane is covering himself in that perfume before going to Ilya and his goal is to leave Ilya smelling like his perfume so he has a claim on his man.
And then they go to the game and Shane notices during the--
1) It draws too much attention to your ass. Too many people will look at you now.
2) then once all of the attention is on your ass it does very little to show off how exceptional your ass actually is. Too much extra fabric.
3) it should have been rainbow stitching.
At somethings. I'm definitely not as dumb as some other hockey players. But objectively between the two of us, you're still the smart one.
"If you like it, then Lord Supreme it is. But I can't imagine it's going to catch on very easily." He said with a hint of nervousness coloring his tone. Worried he'd disappoint the Captain.
