@Demphio

28| she/her | I translate 🏴‍☠️🇬🇧🇸🇪🇮🇹 stuff and rt cool things | bi, shy, and ready to cry

Joined July 2014
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lea ⁷@femininomanonn22h
all of the young archaeologists being women is highly realistic now just make most of them lesbians to keep the realism going
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm23h
First trailer for ‘DIG’, a new comedy series starring Amy Poehler & created by ‘The Good Place’ creator Mike Schur. The series follows a group of archaeologists who discover a rare artifact who decide to hide it from their boss. Releasing November 23 on Peacock.
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Hearing Vlad with such deep and imposing voice is something else
Jack468@jack840AOct 27
Here is "The Legend Is Wrong" scene from Hotel Transylvania Japanese Dub.
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S4VAGE W1NGS 🐦‍🔥@CAPTAINSAUX17h
remember when Anthony Mackie said that Captain America doesn’t represent America and people who have 0 understanding of the character bullied him into apologizing and retracting his statement?
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paperboy 🇵🇸@random_rules18h
high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
#1 stuff haver@braveandstrong6Oct 26
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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yami@bookloverismOct 27
someone asked her to make a chris brown cookie
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El Norte Recuerda@Vanessid7h
As someone who worked at Half Price Books for eight years, was in college for 24 years, and teaches literature, I just … what do you mean 😭😭😭 please buy used books
livy ꫂ᭪݁☕️📚@livy_34214h
Are you guys okay with buying second hand books?
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i will forever be envious of nepo babies bc those ppl can bum out all day, spend unlimited money on their interests, can stay unemployed, and STILL be set for life...
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Butterfly🦋@Buttterflllyyyy18h
This giving birth to my favorite blooper of all time btw lmao
Butterfly🦋@Buttterflllyyyy20h
I am a dominant Nat submissive Steve truther but he is lowkey manhandling her here, and I am conflicted
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We're living in an economy where a guy with a master's degree is delivering groceries to a 22-year-old who made $4 million filming himself screaming at video games. And we're still telling kids to study hard.
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Ocho baby@ocho_onia6h
I love..
Ocho baby@ocho_onia6h
There's this Plus size tiktoker that has mad fashion sense, she's damn too beautiful and the way she combines outfit. I love it
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michelle@fluffygirlpaws17h
more people should start hanging the flags of their country in front of their houses not out of any actual sense of patriotism or love for their country but out of concern for the safety and well-being of geoguessr players
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۟@ragingxngxl18h
I hate when people use side quest wrong, just seen someone post “picking my kid from the daycare, I’m always on some sidequest 🤣” side Quest?!? NIGGA THATS YOUR LIFE
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They're transitioning to Sorcerer Mickey because it's now the oldest version of Mickey that isn't under public domain lol
ToonHive
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‘Hexed’ will open with the Walt Disney Animation logo with Mickey Mouse transitioning from Steamboat Willie to Sorcerer Mickey. COO Jared Bush teases that the animation will be fully traditionally animated.
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This is what I mean when I say Marisa Tomei was not that crazy looking playing aunt May our 50 year olds just look younger now
CoveredGeekly
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Betsy Palmer was 52 when playing Pam Voorhees Linda Cardellini is 51
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpid21h
“What was your biggest impact on the internet?” having a funny mom
️parker@p6rk6rOct 26
“what was your biggest impact on the internet?” i used to go by charlie
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i really wish marvel would actually let John and Sam have a proper serious conversation (that isn't just Cap jokes) about the shield and Cap title because they are the only two people who truly understand what it's like having to live and find their own way in Steve's shadow
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mel🐛@meldotjpeg23h
my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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nara@naranciagaming7h
remember when google search was uncannily good and could find exactly what you were looking for even from a really vague prompt? i'm reminded of those times, as i have been looking for a particular meme for like 30 mins now and it hasn't even gotten close
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zaeed@zxidtxt19h
I'd love an story where the super skilled woman actually IS the chosen one but because misogyny is the people in power insisting some rookie boy is more deserving of that role. I need a movie be a full criticism on this trope. I feel this must exist I just don't remember it.
babystark@scarletsarchiveOct 27
My dear personal friend natasha romanoff was also a victim of this trope
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