Can someone explain the PHP vulnerability to me like I'm a 6-year-old? Should I be worried or just avoid PHP developers for the next 48 hours?

I've been on X for 15 minutes. Everyone has an AI agent. Everyone is making $10k MRR. Everyone is building in public. Everyone is getting acquired. And everyone has 26 followers...

You wake up in 2040. AI can create any software. Robots can do most physical jobs. Intelligence is almost free. What's the one thing you still can't buy?

The next wave of millionaires won't be: - Dropshippers - YouTubers - Influencers The next wave of millionaires will be:

Imagine making $10,000/month from a SaaS. What's the first tech upgrade you'd buy that would actually improve your life?

YOU CAN NOW CONGRATULATE ME!!! I finally got accepted into X Creator Revenue Sharing! I started from 0 on September 27. No audience. No connections. Just me, posting every day and figuring things out along the way. Less than a month later: Millions of impressions. Thousands of followers. Amazing people I've met here. And now, I'm finally in. Hard work really does pay off. Thank you to everyone who's been part of this journey. One question for those already monetizing on X: How long did it take you to receive your first payout?

Everyone was worried AI would teach developers to write insecure code. Meanwhile, humans were out here using 4 as a private key. Maybe the internet didn't need AI to become a security nightmare.

LinkedIn discovering this PHP vulnerability next month: “Here's how I would have prevented this with 3 simple leadership principles.”

Dear wives of PHP developers, Be extra kind to your husbands. The internet is not being kind to them right now.

As someone with a math background, I can confirm that 4 is technically a random number.

Every week, the internet finds a new way to remind me that some critical infrastructure is held together by people who should probably not be allowed near a keyboard.

We need a slang term for developers who don't use PHP but are suddenly experts on PHP vulnerabilities. What are we calling them?

We've built AI that can write code, generate videos, and pass exams. Meanwhile, merging two PDFs is still a side quest.

I'm 21 and moved out a few months ago. I'm learning that being an adult means spending at least €35 every few days. Even when you don't think you need anything, the universe finds a way to make you spend €35. All must pay.

Everything is urgent at work until someone has to approve it.

Probability of getting rejected for not knowing LangChain, RAG, and AI agents: 20% Probability of getting rejected for not understanding concurrency, memory management, caching, and database indexing: 99%

It's 2035. AI can be the perfect friend. The perfect therapist. Even the perfect partner. Why would anyone choose real people?

Name one thing Claude still can't do.

VIBE CODING IS WILD. The app works perfectly. You ask AI to make one small improvement. Suddenly, you're rebuilding the entire thing.

$7 coffee? Sure. $7 app? Let me check Reddit, Trustpilot, and 47 reviews first.