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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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Jeff Kelton ⚾️ retweeted
SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Jeff Kelton ⚾️ retweeted
Fuck it, 16 minutes of Patrick Stewart being a comedic genius on American Dad
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The Grim Reaper keeps killing the wrong old person!
Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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The irony in this statement is rich considering all Republicans talk about is trans people!
Vance: I need you to tell James Talarico that his weird obsession with trans kids is not good for the state of Texas
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Jeff Kelton ⚾️ retweeted
Trump Phone Durability Test - Its worse than we thought...
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Watch Episode 1 of our Odyssey series made with Grok Imagine. Let us know in the comments if you'd like a full breakdown of how it was done! Creative collaboration with @WonderStudiosX and director Dev Walker @glumlot_
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Harrison Butker is having trouble kicking footballs when he plays in the woke city of Seattle!
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Patrick Mahomes fumbles the football and Chris Collinsworth finds a way to glaze him! 💀
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Jeff Kelton ⚾️ retweeted
‘CLAYFACE’ has opened with $43M worldwide. Budget was $44M.
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AI generated music is 1000x better than real music. Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno. What sold me was the first prompt I gave it: “My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token. Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.” It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds. I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious. Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free? Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
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Fox using AI slop for graphics in the World Series!
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Clayface is absolutely fucking peak holy shit!
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Jeff Kelton ⚾️ retweeted
Dude this porn is so fucking good it makes me want to merge without looking
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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Just read the translation on that post...
性爱小技巧: 男生射完之后其实是最敏感的时候,很多人都扛不住射后继续刺激。 打的时候,在快射之前把一只手悬在马眼上方,用手心接住精液。接完两到三股,直接把手心贴上去快速摩擦龟头,同时另一只手用虎口死死卡住冠状沟,用力快速旋转。 这种双重刺激会直接把人搞到崩溃,爽到只会张着嘴求饶,根本停不下来。 (自己掂量着来)
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POV you're a civilian in Los Santos on November 19th 2026!
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Jeff Kelton ⚾️ retweeted
bro gave himself a round of applause
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