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#MakeAMovieSoundScary Orphaned teenage girl and her little dog hitch a ride out of Kansas in a flying house and go on a murderous spree. She kills two witches and then liberates a treacherous gang of enslaved flying monkeys who pledge their undying loyalty to her. @jimmyfallon

#DescribeAMovieBadly A young girl is very sad because her pet mockingbird was killed @jimmyfallon

#DescribeCOVID19Badly #COVID19 is an extremely lethal novel Coronavirus made even more lethal due the ignorance & lies of mentally and morally compromised president @realDonaldTrump and his sycophantic administration. Actually, this is quite an accurate description of #COVID19.

#DescribeBadly #WorldOtterDay: A special day of celebration unlike all otter days

#DescribeTheOlympicsBadly It's like that time that you scraped all of the skin off your chin when you hit that patch of gravel while sledding on melting snow in April, except millions of people are watching and everyone but your countrymen are rooting for you to crash and burn.

#DescribeTheOlympicsBadly People with thingys strapped to their boots fly through the air and when they land hard on the snow and crash they experience foot pain of some sort because an announcer keeps saying agony of the feet.