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Joined February 2008
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Inflation in Spain has fallen to 2% - here’s why bit.ly/3Oo4KxK “Spain capped energy prices by more than the UK, lowered the cost of public transport, taxed excess profits and put in place limits on how much landlords can raise rents”.
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This is absolutely magnificent…
Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament. The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.
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Chortle chortle
Absolutely buckled 😂 made Australian news.
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Classic Dreben!
I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports that hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area. But I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters. #PoliceSquad
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Is it just me or does Peter Gabriel’s new track i/o bear more than a passing melodic resemblance to @barenakedladies Invisible Fence? open.spotify.com/track/7vESM… open.spotify.com/track/2mLV9…
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Scrapping the lifetime savings limit for pensions and increasing the contributions limit will cost £1bn a year but will get only 15,000 boomers and gen exers into work, says OBR. That's an annual cost to the taxpayer per high-earning boomer of £66,000. Bonkers? #Budget2023
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Censoring its critics is perhaps not the best way for the government to dispell comparisons with 1930s Germany.
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NEW - Celtic Viaplay Cup winners is now available as a print, T-shirt and mug at fitbatweets.bigcartel.com Cheers
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Driving from Cardigan to Jersey. Anyone know any good places to pull over?
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Gordon Brown is today warning that the Tories will destroy the NHS. On the eve of the 2014 Indyref, Brown said that a No vote would *protect* the NHS, and that the threat came not from his Tory Better Together allies but from the SNP. The BBC broadcast this propaganda live.
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“There are two kinds of European nations. There are small nations and there are countries that have not yet realized they are small nations.” @Kristian_Jensen, Danish minister, 2017
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Twitter is just clickbait now
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3 #CelticFC players start in 3 consecutive #WorldCup games Mooy, Juranovic, Maeda
Espańol bebé
"Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?" 😂
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If Johnson gets on the Tory ballot he will win.
What a great day to be a lettuce
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‘Baby food politics for flag-wetting freaks’ Is clearly the quote of the week so far. Funny but sad and accurate. What a mess we’re making of this
Irish politics is often laughably parochial and inane but I'm struggling to imagine a candidate for high office running on "I love Ireland. We are a great country" and not being a national laughing stock forever after. Unspeakably weird. Babyfood politics for flag-wetting freaks.