𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp)

"And so he left, grateful for his luck." —A Semi-Literate, Nsfw/Sfw portrayal of the bandit, from the risk of rain series. —The most southern man you'd probably ever meet in space. —Story driven, but can and will shitpost. —Bisexual, because out here you take what you can get.

The bandit did need an excuse to activate that shrine of gold before. He didn't think that... Aurelionite would be this.. Attractive.

"No, no. He can hear you. But if you speak of bungus, then he will come to take it from you." he spoke. "If you turn it into wungus however then he probably won't care."

"Shhhhh" "He can hear you." the bandit whispered.

Transcendence is also very fun in certain situations, so he grabs those albeit temporarily. He would reccomend a corpsebloom however for the long term healing. Plus, once they dump for enough pearls. They don't have to worry at all about.. Well. Most things if they get radiants.

Well there's always the classic spinel and gesture technique. Albeit the hangover is gonna be a bitch to cool off after the run.. It'll definitely guarantee the speed boost though. Either that or they find a cleansing pool and grab all the pearls he'd get from the items.

He dosent have to be invisible all of the time with both the pauldrons, especially if he can get enough goat hoofs or coffee mugs. Plus, he likes being visible. So she can see he has her back. Albeit there is one guaranteed way he can get the speed back. Albeit with risk.

He won't judge, the bears are cute after all. At least it ain't something weird like those lunar items. Those could be a massive problem if stacked... Albeit he does enjoy the pauldron combination. Even if it does render him the slowest man on Petrichor.

He normally goes to the moon, but void sounds more fun... And frankly, a dio would not be the worst thing. Albeit if he stacks enough Safer spaces he won't need a Dios. So its all hers.

A worthy trade, if he can get guillotines and crowbars that is. That way they can both operate at their maximum..especially if he can rack up as many desperado charges as possible.

Bandits about to do his own solo run, would be good to have the artificer on his side... He.. He needs someone to be the brains of the operation. He's exhausted.

There was a very brief stint the bandit made during his travels, where he recorded himself singing. He even made a song cover for it and everything. Hopefully nobody would.. Actually listen to it right?

"Wait nobody said there'd be A STRIKE WAI—"

"wisps should be renamed to walking desperado tokens. Damn things have saved my ass more times than I can count." [BANG!]

(I gotta do some cleanup here god damn.)

(Finally I have a use for this account. Please Hold, new pin coming.)

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