Erina

"All Umamusume seem to have something they're passionate about. I thought spending enough time around them would teach me how to become obsessed with something." #UmamusumeRP trainer OC Adult muse, adult writer MDNI Just... Lots of dark themes... She's an awful little monster...

Really wants to flirt with somebody.

"...No but really, I wish the worst for people with LED headlights. Get your miniature suns out of my mirrors." Erina's not injured, thankfully, but... Damn. She's feeling vengeful now. "I'm going to buy a lifted truck just to be too tall for anybody to blind me again."

"We should be allowed to k[NEIGH] people who have LED headlights. ...I don't think I'm allowed to say that, actually."

"I love blue women... I love purple women..."

"...I'm going to get fired if I don't get a trainee soon." Brief moment of clarity amidst her attention seeking. "How does one go about getting attention from an Umamusume? They keep getting distracted after talking to me for thirty seconds and then disappear forever."

<- Woman who treats all of her exes as if she's still dating them. The results are... Varied.

...Why the heck is this photo framed on Erina's desk? "My ex wanted a picture of me sitting on her lap once, but the camera tipped and took our heads out of frame. ...Her thighs looked great, so I kept this copy. ...We were both feeling pretty clingy that day." #SeductiveSunday

"...I want to wear Aston Machan's crown." Biblical levels of greed.

Requires attention.

"I want se-" Erina, no. Keep it PG.

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Erina's a bad person but still thinks consent is hot, so her approach is super obvious and easy to avoid.

"...Come on. I don't want to go gambling alone. I'll look like a loser."

"Who wants to go gambling?"

...Slow blink. "We what now?" Ever so slightly, there's a nervous sweat building. "...I'm usually better at sensing when I'm falling for a trap set by lawyers or fairies." Why does she already have experience with lawyers?

"..." Erina senses an opportunity. With the same blank face as ever, she makes a heart with her hands. "Love you too." ...Truly a gremlin.

Leans back too far in a chair and her life flashes before her eyes.

"...Fine." Erina doesn't think she likes this Uma very much after all, so she'll go ahead and take her leave. "I'll make sure not to answer your questions next time, since you don't seem to want any."

"Do I have to pay you all to give me attention?"