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Clinton Carpenter

@DetroitDanny

Drummer who pulled landscaping duty and a heavy sleeper

Joined February 2012
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The Daily Show
@TheDailyShow10 Sep 2025
Celebrate all of life's biggest moments with the Trump Greeting Card Collection!
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Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs10 Sep 2025
Nobody wants to talk about this side of the issue.
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Sassafrass84
@Sassafrass_848 Sep 2025
This is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 "It took my mom 40 weeks to get me here. It took my dad 13 seconds."
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Philadelphia Eagles
@Eagles11 Feb 2023
Can we get a "Go Birds"?
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Ben Stiller
@BenStiller22 Jan 2021
Never too late.
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pi@mattvantastic4 Nov 2020
Gonna need the lamda lamda lamda crew to show up at the TCF center in Detroit please.
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J-L Cauvin
@JLCauvin20 Sep 2020
The vaccine for Covid-19 should be called Covfefe
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Seth Rogen
@Sethrogen8 Sep 2020
Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson11 Aug 2020
If you're always successful at bullshitting others it's because you don’t hang around people who are smarter than you.
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pi@mattvantastic4 Aug 2020
So we don’t have any coins. At all. Companies are just rounding up and taking the change? (Let’s call said company ......barstucks). A few dimes is cool but .80 cents? At least give me some options. Donations? Person behind me?
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Allen Clifton@Allen_Clifton27 Jun 2020
Maybe this has been @realDonaldTrump’s plan all along. Make the United States such a shit show that Mexico would pay for the wall just to protect them from the disaster.
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Trill Clinton
@aStatesman31 May 2020
Funny how one bad protester labels the whole movement, but a few bad cops are never supposed to represent all cops. 🤔 – at Washington, DC
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Sarah Cooper
@sarahcpr21 May 2020
I tested very positively
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S.E. Cupp
@secupp30 May 2020
America is burning because America is in pain, angry, suffering, grieving, agonizing, traumatized. If you think any of this is making America great again, you’re part of the problem. America is broken, and needs love, healing, and most of all leadership.
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Bakari Sellers
@Bakari_Sellers24 Apr 2020
Y’all worried about Bidens brain and Trump told y’all to pop a Tide Pod and call him in the morning.
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Randy Rainbow
@RandyRainbow9 Apr 2020
This “ratings for press briefings during a devastating global health crisis brag” thing is really next-level twisted sociopathic whatthefuckery.
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@realDonaldTrump9 Apr 2020
The Wall Street Journal always “forgets” to mention that the ratings for the White House Press Briefings are “through the roof” (Monday Night Football, Bachelor Finale, according to @nytimes) & is only way for me to escape the Fake News & get my views across. WSJ is Fake News!
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Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald31 Mar 2020
The Brave Men and Women Who Keep Us Safe™ -- who still work in a building named after J. Edgar Hoover -- sure do seem to abuse their power and ignore the law quite a bit, don't they?
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@politico31 Mar 2020
BREAKING: A Justice Department audit has found widespread problems with the FBI's use of secret surveillance warrants politi.co/3dKC2E8
Justice Department audit finds widespread flaws in FBI surveillance applications

Justice Department audit finds widespread flaws in FBI surveillance applications

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Michael McFaul
@McFaul28 Mar 2020
President Trump is a public servant. He works for us. Or least that's the way it used to be. No one -- not a governor, not a doctor, not a patient -- needs to show their appreciation in order for him to do his job & help them. (BTW, no one forced him to take this job.)
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Luna Li@lunaliband13 Mar 2020
here u go 😇 @THEK0UNT #kountchallenge (yes that orange skull is a shaker lol)
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Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson16 Jan 2020
Meanwhile, you were bending over Trump’s ass and declaring it smelled like honeysuckle and rainbows.
Kevin McCarthy (@SpeakerMcCarthy) profile pictureKevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy16 Jan 2020
Democrats posed for pictures, smiled, and handed out gifts to one another as they celebrated a "solemn" and "serious" impeachment yesterday. Disgusting. pscp.tv/w/cPCHwjFEWkVvRG1kYm…
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