Ulimanage ?
No one wants to say it but Charlene Ruto is mad beautiful. Let @WilliamsRuto know he has a potential son in law. Love you @charlruto.
Dev Kimani retweeted
Tbh you shouldn’t be a Kenyan then call yourself a Kenyan Somali, you’re a Kenyan. Maasai’s don’t call themselves Kenyan Maasai’s and sijui anga Kenyan Luhyas. You’re a Kenyan, nothing more, nothing less.
Dev Kimani retweeted
I'm at I&M village market. The only male employee I see around is the guard. What's the hiring criteria here? I've noticed the same in most corporates of late. Are young men not being hired or men choose not to apply?
Dev Kimani retweeted
The problem is not that politicians have become too powerful. It is that citizens have been conditioned to believe that challenging their power is somehow disrespectful.
Dev Kimani retweeted
Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer)
He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
Dev Kimani retweeted
This is not a children's bill.
It is an Internet ID law. You will be required to give Twitter and TikTok your ID to "prove you're not a child " so if you anger a politician, they know exactly who you are and arrest you
Dev Kimani retweeted
Mimi naona tu uende Mombasa, si ulesema huko kuna employment opportunities namna hatari
Dev Kimani retweeted
You want to punish corrupt politicians by voting them out. I want a country where corruption has consequences beyond losing an election, like sending them to hell. We are not the same!
Dev Kimani retweeted
A system where citizens must account for every shilling they earn, while the government has no obligation to account for every shilling it spends, is inherently corrupt. Think about that!
Dev Kimani retweeted
Chukua spade na wheelbarrow enda mjengo affordable housing , kama we zako
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Dev Kimani retweeted
If corruption wasn't an issue in the current government:
- Dollar would be Ksh 100/104
- Fuel would be retailing at Ksh 120
- Cooking gas price would be Ksh 650
- Cement would be Ksh 600
- 8 Units of token per Ksh 100
- NHIF would be fully operational
- National debt would be Ksh 5T
- Unga would be Ksh 100
- Mombasa Road would be dualled
- PAYE wouldn't be as high as it is
- Unemployment rate would be roughly 20% of the population
- Tertiary education would be affordable
- Kenya pipeline wouldn't have been sold
- KQ and KPA would be making profits
GDP would have grown by 35%
Dev Kimani retweeted
Ruto forgot to invite some of his sons.
Japrado,Osama otero, Asamoh the githeri master and Oguda.
Dev Kimani retweeted
The way a woman's brain is wired is crazy, when they pray, they don't actually pray for what they want, they pray for a man that can give them what they want.
Dev Kimani retweeted
“Congratulations on exceeding every performance goal this year. Unfortunately, you’ve only met expectations. Fuck you.”
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