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OH SHIT the 5th DLC character leaked 👀👀👀👀👀

It's kinda crazy that WoW Forever came out and simultaneously they released The World's Singular Game That Could Rip DevTwoThousand Away From Azeroth in the Ocarina of Time remake.

I really like the Ocarina of Time remake thus far. It's just delightful to be back in the game I spent so much time in as a kid and teenager. I've been meaning to replay it for years, and this really came at a perfect time. The magic never left, man.

2XKO Samira could drop Expert combo 5 on Hitler and I'd be asking if that was truly necessary. Holy hell, man.

Many people have been wondering one thing for years now, and most fail to rise up to the task of answering why the game known as Super Monkey Ball is actually called that. I'm happy to announce that I've finally figured it out. It is because the Monkeys are inside of the Ball.

If you took the name Worm Girlfriend on World of Warcraft Forever, you know that wasn't yours, History will forget you, Your funeral will be the last time your name is spoken.

One of the hosts of Dutch Taskmaster is called "Diederik" so whenever his name is said I start doing the mental equivalent of wagging my tail and it's pissing me OFF man.

It's just been bad days on bad weeks on bad months this year, but at least I am consistently capable of this, hell yeah man. Don't ever talk shit from exactly 18 meters away from me.

Usually when dealing grief, I get through it fairly normally, this time I've just been running it back in Elden Ring for 3 weeks straight and crying every single time I commit the cardinal sin. Perhaps tomorrow I launch a different video game. Perhaps I beeline to Giant Crusher.

Elden Lordt

Life got in the way of archery for a bit, but not enough, apparently.

Phase 2 of the final boss is kinda fucked up, though, you shouldn't do that to people.

Beat Shadow of the Erdtree and it's just front to back phenomenal, great characters and narrative and nothing but banger bosses, it really elevates everything that Elden Ring already was while also not overstaying it's welcome. Might be my favorite thing From Soft has made.

Super Monkey Ball

Just beat Messmer and he's probably my favorite boss in Elden Ring, both in visual design and the fight itself. Why'd Marika and Radagon continue having kids after that? They peaked, man. Like, thanks for Ranni, but y'all coulda stopped, sincerely.

While I grow increasingly tired and frustrated of Miyazaki's Infinite Bag of Little Tricks That Make You Die™, I am very excited to finally sit down for the DLC 2 years later. When it came out, I wasn't hungry for more Elden Ring, but right now, I am famished, brother.

The melancholy that comes with sitting in the Roundtable Hold after beating Elden Ring (basegame) again still hits like crazy 4 years later. Obviously a phenomenal game, I had a lot more mental space for the world this time around, and it was so much better for it.

Been playing a lot of Elden Ring, and I forgot how much of the intuitive counterplay amounts to not having been born in the same era as the attack pattern you tried to dodge.