Because what I say is occasionally funny, and junk. I have not ever played professional football.

Joined December 2011
Wardell John Leighson retweeted
My hatred for Donald Trump has nothing to do with politics because he has no policies. My disgust has to do with his behavior as a human being. He’s a pile of fucking shit.
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It would be maybe the funniest moment in history if he died tonight
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[first day as surgeon] Whoa shit there's a whole fuckin skeleton in here lol spooky
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WIFE: what are you thinking about ME: *thinking about how awful doesn't mean full of awe and awesome doesn't mean some awe* nothing
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"Have you tried... not thinking about skeletons?" my therapist asks. I look at her. I look at the skeleton inside her trying to trick me.
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Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)
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I can't believe there are still people that buy this human boil's snake oil xitter.cf/brianklaas/status/9072…
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Wardell John Leighson retweeted
Replying to @Spursy0e
This game is an argument for returning to a top 6. Skill level on show here unworthy of finals. #aflpowereagles
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They should start naming hurricanes after notable climate change deniers
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One for every occasion. xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
Obama is now standing in a puddle acting like a President--give me a break.
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Whoever made this, you're killing me.
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"Good luck to everybody." - Donald J. Trump xitter.cf/williegeist/status/901…
Friday night: Cat. 4 storm threatens 16 million Americans. North Korea missile test. Transgender military ban. Arpaio pardoned. Gorka out.
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I tremble at the might of these United States and their fearsome leader.
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Literally the only thing you had to do today was to walk onto a balcony and not look directly at the sun
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It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!
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HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:
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Trump's new "Chief Strategist" is a copy of Mein Kempf propped upright on a Roomba.
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Steve Bannon may be unemployed, but now it's just a case of waiting for the Reich opportunity.
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I'm truley sorry I voted for Trump. I only wanted disabled kids to lose their Medicaid ;I didn't want people to know im racist
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