“I got that Larry Jones energy, I make a hooters waitress fuck around and fall in love” - is what I wish Sturgill went with but Spud Webb was cool too 😂
My kid told us that some kids at his (middle) school were selling weed pens. According to my wife’s reaction me asking “how much?” wasn’t the proper response.
Just so y’all know I put it in my will for all my followers to split my Twitter account when I die so be thinking of funny tweets to send as me someday when you’re bored.
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Sometimes I eat dinner over the sink.
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
I’ve seen a lot of discourse from fans giving other fans shit about this, but maybe it’s more of an indication of the economy and the working class not willing to shell out $3-400 a ticket for a baseball game?
