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Three years ago, on this day...
Paolo Banchero hits the game winning shot over Caruso at the United Center to give the Magic the victory over Chicago
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I’m at the ATL airport and my @Delta flight has been continuously delayed because they can’t find another pilot. It’s midnight and they don’t know when or if they’ll find another pilot but won’t give out hotel vouchers until the flight is cancelled, which they can’t say when that’ll happen. This is a hot mess for Americans.
One of them just said, “pick another flight…pick another transportation secretary.” 🤷🏾♂️
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I told my daughter’s class of 15 kids that I would either buy the entire class a pizza party or give everyone root canals.
We put it to a vote, but first I broke the kids into groups of three and told them to vote within their group, because only each group’s vote would count.
9 kids wanted pizza.
6 kids wanted root canals.
However, because of how the groups were broken up, 3 groups voted for root canals and only 2 voted for the pizza party, so now everyone is headed to the dentist.
This is how the electoral college works to scam the majority.
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Replying to @JohnDoyle
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Ill fucc the shit outta Ur Lil asss — I Know That's Fucking Right Lol 💯 ask.fm/a/2mq75256
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Pelicans fans believe they found Dejounte Murray’s burner 😭
A YouTube account named “MadJay5” has been leaving lengthy comments defending Murray and calling out his teammates, including Herb Jones.
Fans began suspecting the account belongs to Murray after noticing similarities between its writing style and Murray’s own tweets, including capitalizing the first letter of nearly every word.
(h/t @PelicansDigest)
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🇻🇮 XII•XXI•XCVI retweeted
The sheer arrogance of referring to the President of the United States as simply "Donald." Apparently, basic respect for the office is beneath you.
This is a message for @realDonaldTrump.
Donald, this is on the table. Guarantee healthcare for every American, from cradle to grave.
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The @Breaking911 account has repeatedly and consistently referred to former President Biden as simply "Joe" during his presidency.
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