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Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@Dhray__

I chat a lot of gobshite but I cannae be arsed bout it | Just a wee lad designing solutions | Man utd

 Edinburgh, Scotland
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Joined December 2018
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"When the story is told, I will be the villain in it, and it won't be wrong, it was of my own design, it's easier being the villain - so they said" – at Groby, England
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Instead we got 10°C, thank you ooh. 🤣
Tife💞 (@tife_jenny) profile pictureTife💞@tife_jenny18h
I don’t envy those who live in Scotland at this point tbh. You guys must pay for that cheap rent somehow. -10° soon for you lot.
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obi@Blackoo1kMar 10
Sending me pictures of yourself just to post them later
ÅŸ0𝕸Į𝕯Ē💜👟 (@JoyisBackAgain) profile pictureÅŸ0𝕸Į𝕯Ē💜👟
@JoyisBackAgainMar 9
I want to hear Men’s icks?
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Na normal November be this na? 👀 ABI na me dey live for freezer?
Tife💞 (@tife_jenny) profile pictureTife💞@tife_jennyNov 14
-1° in November is crazy.
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I pity the people that will fall for this
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If this is true , then we would have been better off sticking with the glazers rather than the nonsense we are doing with Ineos, because what is the difference?
☈ッ (@TheFergusonWay) profile picture☈ッ
@TheFergusonWayNov 12
So, based on the reports, the Glazers have essentially told Sir Jim Ratcliffe and his co-clowns to fuck off with their Eddie Howe recommendation and have gone ahead with appointing Pochettino, and left SJR and his minions with little choice but to fall in line? And now we're also hearing that Pochettino will report directly to them, bypassing both Berrada and Wilcox????
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Michealiiiii
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 (@OneJoblessBoy) profile picture@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
@OneJoblessBoyNov 10
👀👀
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I never believed the day where I would be quoted proverbs in conversations will arrive. 😭😭😭
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This one dey rage bait
saraaaaaaa 💽 (@saraaa7447) profile picturesaraaaaaaa 💽
@saraaa7447Nov 11
Went over to check the Samsungs right next to it and wow this looks so pretty and feels a lot better in the hand. But then I turned it on and was met with the most outstandingly horrible software ever. It’s lacking half of the features of the Duo lmao
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Just go and buy diapers and baby feeder.
David Ade (@Dayveed_Ade) profile pictureDavid Ade@Dayveed_AdeNov 10
“My house cannot function if my wife is sick” = “My house cannot function if my wife goes on holiday” = “My house cannot function if my wife has to go for a work trip” = You’re just another child that needs care. A completely useless adult claiming head of the family.
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David Ade@Dayveed_AdeNov 10
“My house cannot function if my wife is sick” = “My house cannot function if my wife goes on holiday” = “My house cannot function if my wife has to go for a work trip” = You’re just another child that needs care. A completely useless adult claiming head of the family.
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Tech Reviewer btw.
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Sekoni@SekonitweetsNov 9
Replying to @ThaoZidane44566
Bro I know know a lot of people bash them online for cruise, but this one na my real life experience, those girls funny gan ni o. Na work we dey, all of us know how much we dey earn, so why do you think I have extra to lavish on you?
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Winter is coming 🍁
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Magixx is so underrated, love his music so much.
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@blaq_en_belleNov 7
One of my colleagues arrived late to a meeting today, and the manager said, “Nice of you to join us.” I couldn’t help bursting into laughter. The crazy part was how calmly he delivered it, as though he hadn’t just thrown shade.
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@blaq_en_belleNov 7
My life in the UK got so much better once I realised British people rarely mean exactly what they say. They’re famously the most sarcastic nation on Earth.
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The last time I had to scroll back twice and I'm not even that old, I can imagine how far someone like you has to scroll back.
Odogwu (@ManLikeLight_) profile pictureOdogwu
@ManLikeLight_Nov 8
I don't like how far back I have to scroll to find my year of birth while filling online forms.
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AOD that I can see my wallpaper, miss me with that.
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It's still shit.
Adan (@itsdurreadan) profile pictureAdan
@itsdurreadanNov 6
I remember when iPhone 14 Pro was released with wallpaper AOD, every Android fan roasted it saying it's not even a real AOD. And then, Samsung copied it. Then, Oppo/OnePlus did too. And I'm sure there are others that I'm not aware of. Maybe Xiaomi, Vivo? And the funny part is, OnePlus's implementation is SO terrible. Like it just turns off after a few seconds to "save battery". Which means it's not even an AOD. They just dim the wallpaper for a few seconds and call it a day because it looks like the iPhone's version.
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My parents are super heroes mehn, the amount of money they've spent on us, I can't imagine spending it on another human not to talk of 4!!! 😭😭
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Not shame per say but that man has done so much for me, asking him for money just feels like being another burden on him. 😭😭 Worse, when I ask him for money, he doesn't even reply me, or ask what I want it for,he credits me straight.
Dele (@99delz) profile pictureDele@99delzNov 5
I dey shame to call my papa for money . I’m 20 , e no just dey feel right again.
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