Fair warning, I do not like double standards or hypocrisy so if you present one I will call you out on it until you either engage with it or block me.
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Young men,
Sit down for a second, let's recap.
Your "manosphere," has now worsened relationships with women.
Your "supplement bros," have made your overall health worse.
Your "finance bros," have placed you in debt so deep many of you might never get out.
Your "podcast bros" made you vote for a conman that might end up sending you to the front lines of a war he still has no clear reason for fighting.
And
Your "race bros," have caused you to become a piriah to your friends, family, and future employers.
Do you want to try anything else yet or are you just dead set on continuing to hurt yourselves?
Hey,
So next time, lets not vote for the nepotistic, criminal, con-man, nepo-baby to run the country.
No matter how bad you thought the college educated, bar passing, experienced prosecutor, Kamala Harris would be it will never be Steven Miller chief of staff, Dana White press secretary, Harmeet Dillion quiting, rats off the sinking ship bad. Lol
No,
And we both know what happened last time you tried it.
An election didn't go your way, get over it and do better.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
Maybe black people need to stop the cultural appropriation argument if we're going to appropriate great replacement Theory. Lol
As much as I can't stand the DSA watching people like this pretend that they can't understand how this normalizes OANN and MAGA is just wild.
Do you really think they had you on to expouse your actual policies or is it impossible for you to wrap your head around the fact that they brought you on to be a cudgel.
I genuinely don't get why these people fall for it every damn time.
Yes...
I was wondering when the "your ass ain't broke you just bad with money," argument was going to start lol.
Was there a meeting where someone was like "hey, we need a guy to defend rapists 24/7," and Michael here was like....
The rats are jumping off the ship lol
Harmeet Dhillon @HarmeetKDhillon just resigned from the DOJ as assistant attorney general for civil rights.
Another example of why I genuinely go after "centrists" more than anyone else.
This woman is literally calling people "parasites" for not voting the way she wants them to vote.
She's not talking about how better to discuss policies with them to change their mind, she's not talking about "toning down rhetoric and find common ground."
She's calling them parasites.
And you "centists" will sit on silence and not say a damn thing to her.
But let us call one of them a "Nazi," or "fascist" and watch these people come out of the woodworks talking about how we should "work harder to reach these people."
I agree with Hegseth, Blanche, and Noem but I think Trump should stay for the rest of his term.
If Trump gets removed now we get a JD Vance presidency which allows MAGA to distance themselves from Trump the same way they did in 2020 before they realized that he was coming back.
Hey @TheDemocrats
Notice that whenever @Republicans lose they don't spend months on months doing struggle sessions on how they should better reach out to the people on the left.
They don't do 40+ hr conversations on how calling everyone that disagrees with them "communists," or "anti-American"
They aren't talking about how catering to their worst impulses isolate millions of people into opposing them.
No,
They double down, triple down, they get worse, they tell you that trans, black, Illegal, communist, Jihadists are going to force abortions on you and slaughter their kids in their schools for being white and Christian.
So next time you are on @stephenasmith, @ComicDaveSmith, @billmaher, @piersmorgan or any number of these "above it all libertarian or centrist," and they ask you how you plan to "moderate for the American people," remember the double standard and hold them accountable for having it.
Leftists, Liberals, and Democrats...
Please do not forget January 7th 2020.
Pay attention to the people that are now "turning on Trump," listen to their words.
Ignore the 300 page apologies, ignore the sudden reflections, and definitely ignore their sudden calls for you to forget everything they said and done that led to where we are today. The dishonesty campaign is still alive and well.
Be ready for it.
Why is "Jesus is still Lord," number 3?
Below trump being president and you being Queen?
Come on Nikki, talk to @TheOfficerTatum or @robsmithonline first before being dishonest black MAGA.
They would stop you from making glaring mistakes like this lol.
Couple things:
1. Trump is STILL your PRESIDENT.
2. The QUEEN is STILL your OBSESSION.
3. Jesus is STILL LORD.
4. Great insight by the VICE PRESIDENT.
5. Knowledge is POWER.
6. Congratulations to all winners! Especially @RepLuna & @ByronDonalds.
7. Blowing a billion on a losing campaign full of celebrities is STILL hurting them.
8. The BARBZ are STILL PRETTY!!!
9. I don’t vote, I VETO✍🏽
10. Stay tuned & STAY MAD.
11. Christians are STILL being killed.
12. Maybe now our people will WAKE UP.
13. Love you 🎀🇺🇸
Women on this platform will never not be a blessing.
They will write crazy stuff, dumb stuff, introspective stuff, hateful stuff, it doesn't matter and then put an attractive picture of themselves right under it.
Lol we get it, you're beautiful, but why?
Fun fact! Being divorced in China can be VERY different from being divorced in USA 😳
Remember Ross from Friends? He was divorced 3 times & they joked about him being the “divorce force” lol! because it was mostly funny & not serious at all 😂 Here some people even throw divorce parties to celebrate!
But in China divorce carries lots of shame/embarrassment/dishonor for both families & makes dating again much harder. My friend in China is super beautiful & turns heads everywhere we go 😍 She’s been divorced about a year & started dating again, but once she tells a Chinese man she’s divorced the date is pretty much over.
It’s like telling a handsome middle aged Texas cowboy you’re a democrat hahahaha! 🤠😂
On one hand I like how much importance Chinese culture puts on family & staying together ❤️ And I think here in USA we should care more about keeping families together instead of so many broken homes & kids with only 1 parent.
But on the other hand I also love that here people can get forgiveness when they make a mistake with what turns out to be the wrong decision. Sometimes young folks move too fast & make a mistake.
Are you divorced? Was it a sad ending or a happy fresh start? Did you celebrate it? 😄
Notice how weasely he is with what he meant when it came to the 60's?
He was very clear on how he feels about women but he suddenly became a bit more nuanced when he knew that what he is advocating for it to harm himself.
This grifting isn't working anymore Jason, but keep it up anyway so everyone can see what it takes to be black and respected by the right.
The funniest thing about this is that if @imbrettcooper would have taken 5 seconds to Google @DrKarlynB more than likely she would have seen that they are on the same side.
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But here's another example of someone needing the clicks more than the facts.
