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I figure it out, the Eagles doctors just thought the blood clots were that dawg in Jalen Hurts
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Reporter: “Nicki the war in Iran is destroying the economy and costing American lives what is the presidents plan to address these concerns?”
Nicki:
Donald Trump is considering Nicki Minaj as the new Press Secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia.
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Yeah cause fuck you and your future we have retard machines to build
"Speculative data center debt is being repackaged and sold to pension and retirement funds, university endowments, and other institutional investors in a manner eerily reminiscent of the subprime bubble."
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My dumbass thought this dudes head was twisted all the way around and was shooting the shit while getting carted off
Americans left it all on the field during the Revolution they don’t have that dawg in them since fucking up that tea
This is what Madison Beer does in the Chargers locker room before every game how are they supposed to play after that
How good is this bitch at fuckin that she had the whole administration like this before they fired her ass
Well this aged well good job fox!
One White House podium, four press secretaries, and a new face now taking questions.
Katie Zacharia makes her debut as President Trump's latest press secretary, just days after stepping into the role.
Her first appearance puts the spotlight back on how the White House introduces its chief spokesperson to the press, from Jen Psaki and Karine Jean-Pierre under Biden to Karoline Leavitt under Trump.
See how their first moments behind the podium compare, and hear more from Katie Zacharia tonight on 'Hannity' at 9 p.m. ET.
What do we need to get this mfer is jail holy shit
NEW: Companies whose federal cases Trump dropped gave $210 million to his super PACs.
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