@DicksTrash

Old guy. I've done shit that will turn you white.

 Your mom's bedroom
Joined November 2011
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If you think for one second I'm gonna be nice about a POS who stole an election and damn near destroyed this country just because he's dying, you'd be wrong. Fuck Joe Biden and his entire family.
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My wife is the best person in the universe. There will be no questions to this
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So I just falled. Wife caught me
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How far back are we in the woods? My wife just went out braless to take the dog out and put the chickens up
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Watching, Angel Has Fallen, simply because it has Nick Nolte in it
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I think the worst part about winter is I can actually see my neighbors because the foliage goes away
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Just talked to my feral cats. Prepare now.
Pipe Wrench Trucker
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Just talked to someone on AIM. Prepare now.
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So I need to scale back from two years?
Remarks
@remarks13h
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Former FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino tells Americans to take 30-day emergency preparedness warnings seriously.
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Naw, you need to say your goodbye's and make sure your shit is in order before you break into my house. Cause you are not walking out.
Alex@Just_believe420Oct 26
Replying to @Belowavgutdad @_nontoxyc
If you need tactical advantage to handle an intruder, youre stupid. Someone breaks in and 9/10 times if you simply rack a fuckin shotgun theyll shit themselves trying to apologize and leave. And a responsible gun owner knows that NOT having to pull the trigger is the real flex.
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About time.
Morning Brew ☕️
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They said it couldn't be done
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 26
Truck spotted in Knoxville, TN by a follower… What are we doing
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Darn.
Polymarket
@Polymarket14h
BREAKING: China's stock market is now trailing the U.S. by the widest margin in history, as China's AI stock bubble bursts.
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Degrees are now worthless.
Polymarket
@Polymarket14h
JUST IN: UC Berkeley math professor stops grading homework for correctness, saying widespread AI use has made it "pointless," and now awards credit simply for turning in assignments.
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Well shit. She made my little boy pants fly around the room back in the day. Rest in peace, sweet lady.
ABC News
@ABC14h
Susan Saint James, who co-starred with Rock Hudson in the 1970s TV crime series “McMillan & Wife” and the sitcom “Kate & Allie” in the 1980s, has died. She was 80. abcnews.link/zZNn9N2

Susan Saint James, star of 'McMillan & Wife' and 'Kate & Allie,' dies at 80

Susan Saint James, known for her roles in “McMillan & Wife” and “Kate & Allie,” has died at 80

abcnews.com
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Polymarket
@Polymarket15h
JUST IN: General Motors to leave the New York Stock Exchange after 115 years.
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Belle
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Keep telling yourself that, scooter.
Leading Report
@LeadingReport14h
Democrat James Talarico remains the clear favorite in Texas’ Senate election.
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Sounds fun!
unusual_whales
@unusual_whales19h
Airlines are bracing for years of pain. “Inflation will make people poor,” one airline executive said per FT.
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Never heard of either of them.
New York Post
@nypostOct 26
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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And some idiots still don't know why they're broke.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: DoorDash reportedly in advanced talks to acquire Instacart in a deal potentially worth $17,000,000,000.00.
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RIP, dude.
KDKA
@KDKAOct 26
BREAKING NEWS: Donnie Iris, the Pittsburgh music legend behind "Ah! Leah!," has died, according to a former bandmate. cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/…
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