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open the pubs and al be bothered

under the tyne bridge
Joined January 2012
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Surely that’s good ground at Cheltenham?
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Never folded a towel in his life this lad wtf
Lil ass teeth didn’t even get no meat with that first bite 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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today i walked 0.5 miles to the bookies and then the corner shop and i had crisps for dinner
today i walked eight miles and i had a roast for dinner <3
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Looks like Isak has forgotten that he's not on strike anymore.
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Stinker and hooked at Palace ✅ Stewarded at Chelsea ✅ Isak's doing everything but score in this league 😭🤣
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Tommy Fury runs like he’s about to miss the ice cream van
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BREAKING: Alexander Isak now wants to join Crystal Palace #NUFC
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Teachers at fat camp:
Look how big me pupils are
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Struggling to get them on to a slip as my normal 365 accounts aren’t replying haha however - I’ve played them privately myself in a tailored stakes each way Yankee 🫡
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“Hang on mate, do you mind just waiting there whilst I get my phone out to record myself shouting at you?”
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Best yin yet 😂😂
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Here we have @Betway admitting the horse refused to race and still refusing to void the bets like every other bookmaker
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Had some unfortunate luck and received the pizza used in the local @Dominos_UK frisbee competition this evening
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bet placed with credits offered cash but bet placed with cash offered credits, 24 hours apart. Anyone think of a reason why? @DFrankcom @bookies_dream
Replying to @bet365help
@bet365help why is one bet offering me bet credits and the other is offering me cash???
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Replying to @bet365help
@bet365help why is one bet offering me bet credits and the other is offering me cash???
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Just finished my first day on the job as tractor driver at Chelmsford races and managed to get off early too. Win win.
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Donkey
Tigerten 1.25 Bath 7/1 on 365. 6/1 elsewhere 3 places I was sent this by someone in the Telegram and the more I do look in to it, the more it does intrigue me today. He hasn’t won in 17… however has placed in 6 of them and the change of yards after June’s 7th probably does tell you that connections want more. 2nd on stable debut at this track last month, after 3 months off… and with that fitness on side you’d expect today offers the chance of a peak performance. Combine that with the 6lb swing with the favourite who beat him here last month… that could be huge. Ground versatile too… and the Bath track is proper heavy right now which could catch out a lot of the field… and will benefit him more than the favourite for sure. Oisin has been booked and he’s ridden this horse 3 times… winning one and placing in the other two. I am expecting him to place again today and maybe even win. Will be going in my small stakes EW trixie (or place trixie)
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You’re nicked for possession of Benson and Hedges you far right b@stard
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