Homo Sacer. Wizards optimist.

Maryland, USA
Joined July 2024
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Today is National Black Cat Day.
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Beastlogs: the beast hoards his toys like the greedy bastard he is
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I've been putting spiders I find around the house into my basement and now I'm scared to go down there because I realized I started Spider City
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Today is National Black Cat Day.
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My uncle worked at Circuit city before they shut down and he was telling the whole block to buy TVs and Playstations and to put them on credit so when they went bankrupt they didnt have to pay
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October 26, 1982
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hold this for me
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the fuck is this
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#Ravens first-round guard Vega Ioane, one of the NFL’s best rookies this season, suffered an MCL sprain against the #Bengals, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. It’s considered to be a short-term injury, though he will miss a little time.
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We visited Tite Kubo (@tite_official), the iconic manga creator behind 'BLEACH,' in his Tokyo studio for Hypebeast Magazine Issue 38: The Juice Issue. Read the full interview here: hypebeast.com/2026/10/tite-k… Order 'The Juice Issue' on HBX here: hbx.com/search?q=kubo
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We didn’t have a bowl when I was a kid but we did have a bucket and after a while just looking at the bucket would make me gag lol
white ppl live a completely different reality
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A guy left his YouTube logged in on the Airbnb’s TV and we went through his history. When we got to these I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
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Nga sent 24 bucks to cnc bunni
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we need to stop platforming guys like this
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Wizards look absolutely disgusting rn
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LAMAR'S HEADING TO HIS FIRST AFC CHAMPIONSHIP 🔥 RAVENS HANDLE TEXANS, 34-10
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Didn’t finish this movie so not saying it doesn’t get better but this scene almost made me turn it off lol just can’t stand this kind of thing
the best needledrop of 2026
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