Football, music, amateur gardener, retro footwear

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined September 2010
Two Dundee United players rank in the live top 10 of my SCOTBALL Performance Index this season: 🥇 Lyall Cameron (Dundee Utd) 🥈 Danny Armstrong (Dinamo Bucharest) 🥉 Kieran Tierney (Celtic) 4️⃣ Josh McPake (Hearts) 5️⃣ Andy Irving (Sparta Prague) 6️⃣ Jordan Holsgrove (Estoril) 7️⃣ Robbie Fraser (Dunfermline) 8️⃣ Lewis Ferguson (Bologna) 9️⃣ Scott Bain (Falkirk) 🔟 Dylan Tait (Dundee Utd) The SCOTBALL Performance Index rates the best performing Scottish players using a formula combining @Sofascore match ratings and @OptaAnalyst League Rankings.
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“Proper Britain here we come”
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Where was the outrage last season when Ibrox was half empty?🤣 The away end was full meaning many Hibs fans were unable to watch yet another victory at Ibrox. #Hypocrites
Hibs are in DISARRAY and the state of Easter Road is proof - it's time they gave Celtic and Rangers more tickets again 👇 📺 Watch Go Ballistic: thescottishsun.co.uk/video/1…
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That’ll be United getting all the 50/50 decisions on Wednesday 🙄
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You got band times for @Manics and Suede on Wednesday? I'm travelling and need to know what time to leave work @SECGlasgow
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A controversial move to take the crown of TGFITW from Celtic. Self congratulation is the real winner here
Goes without saying but the fans were exceptional again during the game. Never stopped signing and pushing the players on. Until 2 mins before the end it felt like it was only Aberdeen fans as Utd were pretty quiet. Best fans in the world 🔴⚪️💪
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Legendary Edinburgh record store Vinyl Villains announces sad closure after four decades Opened the year before Avalanche. I used to send the students down there when we opened next to the university. edinburghnews.scotsman.com/n…
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l am crying😂😭
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There we go! United have improved from poor to very average 😂😂
Missed the game today, but from reading the comments it was the third game in a row Milne has led to a goal, wrong captain, wrong subs and no defence? Frustrating as they’re another example of a very average SPFL team that are there for the taking.
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The freshly issued WRF 12z indicates that the centre of #StormBoelo could be shifting onto a slightly more southerly track than previous outputs. #Hebrides (we could break some low pressure records due to this) If these last-minute adjustments hold, we could see a longer delay before the strongest winds reach the Outer Hebrides (and maybe the northern islands of the Inner Hebrides). Little to nothing has changed in the overall intensity of the expected gusts, so we're still looking at widespread 60-70 mph gusts, with peaks of 80+ mph over exposed locations, particularly on the NW coasts. It'll be a windy night. Stay safe.
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If any female Derby #DCFC fans want a shag, I’ll be in Wetherspoons Benjamin huntsman disabled toilets in about 20 minutes. 12 stone or less 🙏
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Wow... check this out !! *Saturday October 24th 13:50 Windy says this is Boelo over the next 12-18 hours and we can clearly see the WIND move across the country as the storm tracks across in a ENE direction
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#OnThisDay 1992: Chris Evans and Gaby Roslin were fronting one of the most talked-about new shows on television. Sarah Greene visited the presenters of The Big Breakfast, Channel 4’s bold new morning programme, which was produced from three lock-keeper’s cottages.
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UK crime was four times higher when Oasis first played Knebworth than at last year’s reunion gigs. The collapse of crime and safer streets is one of the biggest stories of our time. But one almost never told - or believed. My take on today’s figures: comment.press/lawless
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United fans are failing to understand the role Metsoko plays in the team. He's there to give the fans something to moan about. A focal point. If we had a prolific scorer, the fans would be raging at having nothing to complain about.
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UPDATE: Reform UK now have eight Senior Officials under criminal investigation with the Police
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Hey @grok is it true or false that Trump allies are holding discussions about declaring martial law to seize ballots in the midterms? Answer True or false only. Then provide details of what this would mean for our democracy.
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