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dillon

@DillonDell

everyone’s always scheming.

Joined November 2011
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Marty Mush (@martymush) profile pictureMarty Mush
@martymush14 Aug 2019
All you have to do in life is think what you want to think
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MLB
@MLBNov 2
Let us tell you about a Wednesday night in Cleveland … Ten years ago today, the @Cubs broke the longest drought in professional sports history!
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How I’m pulling up to my couch to watch a Caleb Williams masterclass tonight
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carl
@CarlsBeefOct 1
L Season over Cubs give up Jefferson Rojas and Mo Baller for 1.1 innings of meaningless relief and 1 PA from Tyrone Taylor. Jed and Carter and Craig deserve to lose their jobs. Good: PCA is Griffey 2.0 and Steele/Cade/Ben all come back next year with huge payroll. Bad: lockout leveraged against a Wrigley All Star weekend that will undoubtedly be used to ruin local, logical discourse around CBA news. So that’s going to suck balls Good: we can now close the book on the most frustrating good Cubs team of our lives
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Cubs have been in playoffs 11 times in my lifetime and this year is by far the lowest expectations I had. Wasn’t really even excited about this series. We all knew this was coming.
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@espnSep 30
PATRICK KANE WITH THE FILTHY GOAL IN HIS RETURN WITH CHICAGO 😮‍💨
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You’re not a serious organization Matthew Boyd is starting game one of the playoffs. Didn’t we trade for Gausman and Holmes for this specific reason??? Why isn’t either one starting tonight? Holmes on 3 days rest or a rested Gausman are much better options. #cubs
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Week 1 of the NFL will consist of the following: The Packers beat the vikings, lead by 4 TDs by Jordan Love. The Bears get upset by Bryce Young and the Panthers revamped defense, the Bears defense lets up 30. The Saints upset the Lions. A high scoring game ends with Goff throwing an INT to lose the game. The Packers will be the only NFC North team with an undefeated record after week 1.
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INJECT IT INTO OUR VEINS
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How are you supposed to act when your football team scores 50+? Uncharted for us.
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Brian Fagan
@bdfaganSep 6
Remarkable statistic: Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.
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my GOATs
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It was #OTD in 2015 that Jake Arrieta no hit the Dodgers, striking out 12 batters, including the side in the ninth, and walked only one as the #Cubs won the game 2-0. Jake became the 10th Cub pitcher in franchise history to throw a no hitter.
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JJ
@revengeofJJAug 18
just blows my mind we traded one of the most exciting Cubs players ever and we got back the most exciting Cubs player ever
Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) profile pictureChicago Cubs
@CubsAug 18
on rePete.
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Blake Glosson (@blake_glosson) profile pictureBlake Glosson
@blake_glossonAug 7
"You don't run backwards and throw the ball in this league—unless you're Caleb Williams." #Bears @CALEBcsw
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Chief
@BarstoolChiefAug 5
It’s important to recognize and appreciate the good times when you’re in them
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Austin@BadTakeMenJul 30
The way Boog announces you’d think it’s the 1st inning
Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) profile pictureChicago Cubs
@CubsJul 30
pete. that's the tweet.
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Love the mentions in this…
New York Mets (@Mets) profile pictureNew York Mets
@Mets30 Jul 2021
We’ve acquired two-time All-Star infielder Javier Báez, RHP Trevor Williams and cash considerations from Chicago (NL) in exchange for minor league outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong. bit.ly/2V7pvG7
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MLB
@MLBJul 18
Michael Busch hit a homer into the bleachers ... Anthony Rizzo got the ball!
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MBL
@BuschMVPJul 4
Guess which one’s starting in the All Star Game!
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