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Kennedy the Vampire Slayer

@DirteeSprite

♓️|ΙΦΘ🐎🏹EE|The 1st HBCU🧡💙|Social Worker| 👻: Th3_supreme| Hufflepuff💛🖤| Bibliophile 📚

 The Hellmouth (Philly)
Joined March 2011
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Lmao niggas out here reenacting The Deathly Hallows fight scene – at Los Angeles, CA
keisean. (@Keisean) profile picturekeisean.@Keisean3 Jul 2020
Philly is real different. 👀👀
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✨@BxddieDD20h
you niggas sit on a app and dickride grown men in the NFL annually, but when it’s time to vote yall say this
ghost⚜️ #hunnidsum (@CHR1S0LAVE) profile pictureghost⚜️ #hunnidsum
@CHR1S0LAVE21h
People deadass will press you if you don’t vote lol
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La Coochie Versace (@CoochieReloaded) profile picture
La Coochie Versace
@CoochieReloaded15h
Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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yo i'm crying man this is the best time to be on twitter
La Coochie Versace (@CoochieReloaded) profile pictureLa Coochie Versace
@CoochieReloaded15h
Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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the reason the state is blue is bc ppl vote… what’s not clicking????
Chris D. (@cdiggi1) profile pictureChris D.@cdiggi1Nov 3
“You still voting even though you’re in a blue state?”
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S I M P H I W E Y I N K O S I (@oohsimmy) profile picture
S I M P H I W E Y I N K O S I@oohsimmyNov 3
This man took me to meet his family. His grandma hugged me and whispered, "You the new one?" I said yes. She said, "Okay, baby, the old one left her charger here. You want it?" I haven't been back.
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masc dl butch fem trade queen (@YallQunt) profile picture
masc dl butch fem trade queen
@YallQuntNov 3
Me today at the polls
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Chris (@citehchris) profile picture
Chris@citehchrisNov 2
when I was living in chicago I went on a date and toward the end of it she broke the news to me that she had recently accepted her dream job in nyc and was moving in two weeks then I kept running into her at different bars every couple months for at least a year
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John The Messy@TheOnlySxSationNov 3
Got that divorce settlement and now he back in David’s wallet he is truly one of God’s favorites.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 3
Billionaire David Geffen, 83, back together with 33-year-old boy toy months after bitter divorce trib.al/ufNhJvX
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BRVKFASTCLUB (@BreakfastClubCM) profile picture
BRVKFASTCLUB@BreakfastClubCMNov 3
Y’all really don’t be Black. This song was everywhere in 2005….🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
mimitastic (@bblmariah) profile picturemimitastic
@bblmariahNov 2
I was so surprised when I found out this song wasn’t a hit. It just has that hit quality to be number one for 7 weeks
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Yall: my vote dont count. Its just 1 vote And that may be true. But when 3 million ppl have the same mindset, it absolutely counts.
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OEZ (@OEZ149727) profile picture
OEZ@OEZ149727Nov 1
Jehovah witness watching people open the door for total strangers on Halloween
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k a r y.
@itsKARY_Nov 2
I genuinely gasped, lmfao this was good 😭
Nubian Queen (@TTesa_) profile pictureNubian Queen
@TTesa_Nov 2
I wasnt ready for this🤭
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Bray💋@BraylenDeadmonNov 2
Redd likes his Wife. TI does not. That’s the disconnect between the two 🤷🏽‍♀️
spicebae (@spicebae_) profile picturespicebae
@spicebae_Nov 2
this man TI said, “what happened to the bro/man code man?” Redd said, “I DONT GO HOME TO NO MAN.” you see the difference between a boy and a man? a boy is selfish and only thinks about himself, a man understands the value of a GOOD WOMAN, and don’t play bout her.
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Bonitto Bossa Nova@ericbonittoNov 1
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embarrassed to be American🤦🏿 (@Cee_dot_Moody) profile pictureembarrassed to be American🤦🏿@Cee_dot_MoodyNov 1
Halloween 2026: a YN at a house party for the first time
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rush@420jokeNov 1
nothing could have prepared me
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) profile pictureKristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouseOct 31
Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
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Garbage Human (@GarbageHuman24) profile picture
Garbage Human
@GarbageHuman24Nov 1
Dear Lord
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kev on the bus@GeneralWarPHareOct 31
I’m sorry but this costume idea only works good with identical twins
Mark Phillips (@SupremeDreams_1) profile pictureMark Phillips
@SupremeDreams_1Oct 31
Nah we cousins
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Jussdin - Bleach Hell Arc PLZ@Jussdin_Oct 30
This is the biggest problem with religion. She is a literal sex worker, has had premarital sex, drinks, smokes, got tattoos, etc…… but Halloween is where she draws the line for her relationship with God 💀
Woody (@nyrbhimself) profile pictureWoody
@nyrbhimselfOct 29
India Love RESPONDS to her chat telling her to do a Halloween cosplay like Yonna, saying she won’t because Halloween is the devil’s holiday and anyone who dresses up for it is worshipping the devil, implying Yonna is a devil worshipper 👀
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3XM.@MoseMosaicOct 31
You just wanted to tell us you have an AMEX because this makes no financial sense.
KC (@keepupwithkc_) profile pictureKC@keepupwithkc_Oct 30
I started paying my rent with my AMEX. Yeah give me them points.
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Chris Cadence (@ChrisCadence) profile picture
Chris Cadence
@ChrisCadenceOct 31
So then why immigrate here if Ghana is so great?
AstroVillageGod (@nu_maroon) profile pictureAstroVillageGod
@nu_maroonOct 31
Replying to @ChrisCadence
The US is ranked #134 in safety and security while Ghana is ranked #70 Ghana is almost twice as safe as the US.
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