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@DisDubing

Non-bio. Mostly clean. Mostly.

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Websiteiswhatspidershave.com
Joined February 2010
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Hi @Google I’ve been hacked; some asshole just changed my account name without authorisation, and this has started to affect display features on Google Maps. How do I restore things back to normal? Yours in bemusement, Gulf of Mexico
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I bet if I had a pet penguin instead of crippling depression I’d be unstoppable
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I remember when the Internet used to shut down at 11pm they used to play the national anthem and then we all went to bed 🫡
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May she be RIP (Ridiculous In Private)
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All women want is everything and nothing at different moments all at the same time sometimes and never but definitely always
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What wine pairs with a live public execution 🤔
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Does anyone know how to do this? *gestures to everything*
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how can I trust you if you run away every time I untie you
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My life coach just told me that I didn’t make the team.
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Sunday
Image from richard (@Dickwith2dogs)
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I’d wish you a good morning but I don’t believe in those
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Have you tried reading a book and ignoring the outside world about it?
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wine ‘em, dine ‘em, respect ‘em like gloria steinem.
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My milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard just as the prophecy foretold
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Awake, but at what cost?
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Amuse people in car parks by shouting “Will you be alright in there for half an hour?” at your car boot as you lock up.
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Gorgeous day to scroll the news of fire, death, fire, death, death, death, fire
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Bumble bees would look much slimmer if they went for the vertical stripes.
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Hi 👋🏼 A friend in London sadly has to rehome her 2 cats, aged 4 & a half, both indoor/outdoor boys, within the month She’s moving abroad & can’t take them with her; they currently live in Croydon. If anyone is willing to rehome them, DM me, & I will liaise with her, thanks 😿🙏
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Ban all adults from social media. Tell them to go to the pub to play with their mates.
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