RIP DeadAstroman. Writer, pop culture opinion-haver. You just brought piss to a shit fight probably. https://xitter.cf/t.co/PftS8KoPzH

Dead Astronaut Land
Joined July 2023
Here’s a big dumb mega-thread of some of my big dumb threads — again! Take a look if you want or don’t. Anyway cool. 🧵
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Yeah this is significantly more challenging than Infinite Jest, I’d say, but I’m getting by.
Now reading but I reserve the right to say fuck this without feeling bad about it if this shit’s too dense. I’ve heard that if I can get through and enjoy Infinite Jest I should be fine, buuuut… we shall see.
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The movie isn’t about Holmes’ “precise motives” for defrauding investors. She doesn’t even seem to believe that’s what she did. Have you simply not seen the thing?
Nathan Fielder Made a Dishonest Movie His Elizabeth Holmes documentary, You Can See Everything, is a deeply unethical piece of filmmaking. One can imagine that the victims of Holmes' Theranos scam will find You Can See Everything a frustrating film to watch. At the end of the day, this woman defrauded them of hundreds of millions of dollars. Her precise motives for doing so probably aren't all that interesting to them. reason.com/2026/10/26/nathan… via @reason
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It’s baffling how many people blindly take a run at this incredibly jacked, 6½-foot, 300-pound guy. Like of all the dumb things in this show, that might be the dumbest.
Started watching some of this and it seems to be about a guy whose default problem-solving technique is to beat people to death
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Two things: 1. I was more bored watching this 3-minute video than I was watching the 3-hour movie in question. 2. Bro did NOT need to do this shit from his car. Movie’s been out for a while and he had nothing to say. What was the rush here?
You Can See Everything one minute movie review 🍿 🚨some spoilers included🚨
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Someday maybe we’ll hear a legitimate critique of the movie. That day is not today.
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I’ve been watching clips of Rocky V lately and I honestly can’t believe how bad this movie is. Anyway here’s Rocky doing some breakdance-y karate-type bullshit for no reason:
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The movie is, like, not at all focused on whether Amanda Seyfried feels regret.
I’m sorry. I love Nathan Fielder but I can’t imagine caring about if Amanda Seyfried feels regret about how she portrayed Elizabeth Holmes on a Hulu show. Baffling that Fielder and Oppenheim thought this was a critical thing to focus on in the doc.
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Some folks are once again mad at me in the comments, but like, Amanda Seyfried is not unclear about her thoughts on The Dropout. She DOES NOT feel guilty about her performance, nor should she. The film does not linger on that subject, no matter how much some people think it does.
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The graphic, throbbing, thrusting sex scene in Watchmen made me absolutely howl with laughter. My friends and I fucking lost it in the theater during that one.
What’s a movie scene that made you laugh so hard your stomach hurt and you genuinely struggled to catch your breath? The kind of scene where even thinking about it years later still makes you laugh.
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My read on this guy is that he probably thinks unnecessarily hanging dong in the shower is a power move.
"You Can See Everything" director Lance Oppenheim says Elizabeth Holmes' partner Billy Evans "didn't care about being seen naked" in the documentary: "We were in the car ride on the way back from the gym, and I said to Billy, ‘We will give you some time to shower.’ And Billy responded, ‘Want to film me showering?’ I offered to film him in a way that could avoid seeing his genitals, but Billy said he didn’t care about being seen naked.” variety.com/2026/film/news/y…
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1. The Rehearsal S1 2. YCSE 3. The Rehearsal S2 4. Nathan For You 5. Finding Frances 6. The Curse
1. Finding Frances 2. Rehearsal S2 3. Curse 4. NFY 5. YCSE 6. Rehearsal S1
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This honestly holds up really fucking well, and some of this stuff is still very genuinely creepy. The opening scene in particular. Good stuff.
Rewatching for the first time in damn near 30 years. This scared the piss out of me as a kid.
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Found a guy who blocked and and these are the only interactions I’ve had with him. Super normal stuff.
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* blocked me and
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Oh um why
you shouldnt be watching "body horror films" in any capacity
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Now reading but I reserve the right to say fuck this without feeling bad about it if this shit’s too dense. I’ve heard that if I can get through and enjoy Infinite Jest I should be fine, buuuut… we shall see.
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Or, OR… you’ll realize there was great music in all of these decades.
Once you experience 60s and 70s music you’ll never stop wanting to beat the 80s to death with your bare hands
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And hopefully be fucking normal maybe
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Rewatching for the first time in damn near 30 years. This scared the piss out of me as a kid.
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When you don’t know what semantics means, or what “nothing” means, and you block me before you can learn. Lmfao.
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