Ken Climo

Look out for @InnovaDiscs ‘s new release, the Genius. It’s stable. Very very stable. It has a narrow rim that is easy to grip for players with small hands. It’s a fairway driver, but I’ve heard at least one golfer say it is the longest driver ever made. #stablegenius

Anybody do anything cool this weekend?

Congrats to @Paul_McBeth for the KC Wide Open win. Couldn't make it out. Thanks to the TD for sending me the "KC Open Wide" boxer shorts.

I know most of you see me as a father figure, but today let's give it up to the dads out there. #appledoesntfallfarfromthechipofftheolddick

Sashimi? Sheeeeit. I'm on a roll. Japanese weather isn't gonna stop me. I'm coming for you Ricky.

Many consider me the Maya Angelou of disc golf, but let's take a moment of time to honor the Maya Angelou of Maya Angelou, Maya Angelou.

Hungover today. Hooked up with free drinks last night for breaking up a bar fight. Hyzer flipped a coaster right into this dude's eye.

Anyone wanting to show off the skills at your Memorial Day BBQ, I've found Wonder Bread hamburger buns have the most stability. #newsponsor

I've donated sperm once in my life. Got some strange looks when I gave them the container.

Wheaties out of a 12x Aviar. Great way to start this Friday.

Speaking of a Climo movie, talked to Scorsese about it. No dice. Said he's looking to make a tragedy. Told him to go talk to Team Discraft.

Gonna kick back and watch some Sherlock, Netflix style. I think Benedict Cumberbatch could play me in 'Climo: The Movie'. #workingtitle

Stat I'm not proud of: I've killed 6 geese a Sandpiper, a 3 Carolina Wrens off the tee. Ironically I managed to "birdie" 7 of those holes.

Passing through St. Louis this summer. Any course recommendations?

I need some coffee! Fun fact: I once won a mini tournament with a Starbucks lid. #12x

Gonna catch some zzzs. Looking forward to checking this whole twitter thing out some more. #12x

The Champ has come to twitter #12x