I have two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2009
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Y'all could've showed me this tweet before I went blonde today
VENUS RETROGRADE IS HERE♏
October 3-November 13.
For the next six weeks Venus asks you to slow down when it comes to love, beauty, money, relationships, and self-worth.
Think of this as a cosmic "pause before you decide."
• BEST TO PUT OFF •
• Get married or make a romantic commitment
• Jump into a serious new relationship too quickly
• Run back to an ex just because the chemistry returns
• Get cosmetic procedures - permanent beauty changes
• Make a drastic appearance change you may regret
• Make expensive luxury/jewelry purchases on impulse
By November 13 you may see your heart - and your life- a little differently.
✔️THIS for later.
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How strange it is to know that your life is going to change, your heart is going to grow, and your world is going to turn upside down in a matter of hours? Knowing you're going to fall in love hours in advance and having to go about your regular workday feels impossible!!
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I love seeing all my part time employed friends posting yummy restaurant meals on a Friday at noon while I'm on my 5th day of eating meal prepped rice, chicken, and broccoli!!
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I'm officially at the age where I don't have the mental capacity to keep track of new youth slang 🥺 sad day for me
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I'm thinking my goal this year is to learn to tolerate brown rice and maybe salmon, for my own good. Let's see how this goes
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Not to brag but ya girl had a UTI today but still managed to work an 8 hour shift, go to the gym, go to the store, and meal prep for the week 💅 perhaps I am getting stronger
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Pretty much have been living off of PB&J's and kid's meal Mac and cheeses the last 3 days at Disneyland and now my tummy is keeping me from being productive at ALL
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Me after 3 weeks of going to the gym: the best thing u can give me for valentine's is a tub of Greek yogurt and protein powder
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Me hearing that Man might shut down my workplace (WIC) after spending $110 on concert tickets this morning
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