ThatOneDispatcher

Dispatching PD is like having step kids.... You can tell them what to do but you can’t really make them do it...

You only get one vote.. well… that’s what they told me in high school at least 🫡

I’m back bitches 😘 I remembered my password 😅

Every morning our warrants officer comes in and I check the cleared warrants off in our book and he says the same thing… “get a haircut and shave your face hippy” I feel like I’m in a time loop. Please make it stop.

Life is fucking hard but if you feel like you have no one to talk to about it and it’s weighing on you heavily enough that you think taking your life is the only answer please reach out to someone literally anyone. I don’t want to see anymore black bands on badges.

If my life isn’t one thing it is a fucking joke 😂

My fiancé told me that I exude Danny McBride energy and humor… I’m absolutely gonna take that as a compliment the man is my favorite 😂

See this is why people dont like you. I mean you’re right but fuck. 😂

OT shift today then one day off and back for 3 more. Anyone wanna come jump me in the parking lot so I can get some days off? I’ll pay for gas and you don’t have to hold back punches!

I saw 300 really nice corn fields and a tornado when I drove through there once on my way to SD 😂

My morals are disappearing at an alarming rate. If there are any sugar mommies or daddies out there that wanna help me survive my dms are open I’d love to discuss our options 😗😅

What’s it like to be so fundamentally wrong at your very core?

Mcscuse me 😳

I wish just once my partner could make a single solitary decision on her fucking own. Just one. That’s All I ask.

I’m not a morning person and my partner will not stop talking and I may call the county for an ambulance for my current ideations 😮‍💨

Y’all… Little Rock PD got a Lego crimes division.

One of the ladies that trained me when I was first getting started in dispatch just came to visit me! She works for one of our state agencies and they want me to come over there to work 😂 it’s good to have a good reputation with other agencies. *I’m not moving jobs anytime soon.

This song been on repeat all day.

How the fuck is it 8pm already.