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Too rad to be sad

Joined March 2014
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I cosplay for the male gaze because Im just an attention seeking whore.
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Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure
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me and the boys staying 6 feet away from each other during social distancing
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If you MUST leave your home for supplies, please be courteous and wear an eccentric outfit to signal which genre of apocalyptic character you are: - opulent slum queen - cyberpunk biker - an old man known only as "Doc" - jumpsuited drone - earth tones, with a vest
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Good morning! I’m really glad you are here! Try your best, that’s all you can do. Take care of yourself and be kind to others when you can. Thank you for being you!
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Hey, you know that outfit that you were gonna wear because you think it looks really good on you? It really does and you really should. Have a good weekend!
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I am a(n): ⚪ Man ⚪ Woman 🔘 Cosplayer Looking for my: ⚪ Man ⚪ Woman 🔘 Reference pics of what the back of the costume looks like
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my fursona is rufus from kim possible
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when you're walking down the sidewalk & see a cat in someone's driveway
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men that turn up to the met gala wearing plain suits are really letting all humanity down if i got an invite i’d hit that theme hard and ride in on an armoured unicorn then throw off a gilded cape to reveal surgically attached angel wings and a tux made of bedazzled dove feathers
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I like how no one ever even pretended to grow out of fma...no one on earth has ever said "my fma phase" bc we knew we were in it for the long haul. til death do us part
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how long should you wait in a relationship before you have the talk about sand
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Second lot of edits ❤️ I still love @danielledebs and @DistortedEcho as Max. Fun fact: I kept winking at Danielle so we ruined a lot of pics
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Mothman is real and knows things can be tough sometimes but will always believe in you
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People who can sew gloves well have too much power and need to be eliminated
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These are the most popular baby names right now..
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Harry Potter and the Poor Parenting amirite
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if we don't resist the call of the light we're no better than moths
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If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did
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Store mannequins are great for helping you know what you'd look like in that outfit if you lost 30 lbs and cut your head off.
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