𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹

Probably because my awesomeness and I are in the area! Don’t bother too much!

Hi hi !

The best jester in town is here!

Guess who’s hereeeeee? That’s right

"Whaaaaat? What would make you say that? Me, THE Deadpool? Not following orders?! Never heard before!"

"I always behave! I’m so obedient!"

"Oooh call me like that again darling~"

You’re so lucky that I may let that slide! But what about instead just a tap on your shoulder! Sounds like an amazing payment, less deadly and less frustrating you know?

"Deal! If I didn’t die of boredom and escaped by myself—"

Everyone loves me! 💕