—𝙾𝚑-𝚆𝚒𝚗

➖”Hι, I'м Dr. Hυɴт. I'м тнe ɢυy wнo repαιred yoυr вroĸeɴ jαw, αɴd I'м αlѕo тнe ɢυy wнo вroĸe ιт.” ➖Plαɴɴed ѕнιp ➖NSFW/21+ ➖Cнιeғ oғ Sυrɢery ➖Help α woυɴded wαrrιor oυт αɴd RT?

Did you send in your vote, @AlluringHonor?

[leaves these out for @AlluringHonor...]

Care to help me celebrate?

"So put your drink down, throw your camera up. Flip it around and snap a payback picture. I'll send it to my ex. I'll send it to my ex! And send 'em both a text sayin' we ain't goin' home alone t o n i g h t...."

What face am I even making in the second one? nitter.gq/AlluringHonor/status/9…

You could but you would be wrong. nitter.gq/AlluringHonor/status/9…

#MeTooSoBringItOn nitter.gq/AlluringHonor/status/9…

#ThatCouldGetFunnyThough nitter.gq/AlluringHonor/status/9…

#FakeHusbandIsTheBestHashtagIHaveEverSeen nitter.gq/AlluringHonor/status/9…

I’ll have to extend them just a while longer, then. My mom always said that I clean like a man. I think it’s clean, but nobody seems to agree... nitter.gq/alluringhonor/status/9…

Ha! Yeah, fake husband. As your fake husband, it’s my job to be here for you. nitter.gq/alluringhonor/status/9…

Well, you know, I’m here for you, too... if you get sick of Cinnabon. nitter.gq/alluringhonor/status/9…

Okay, that’s just not fair. Everyone needs Cinnabon in their life. When nothing else is there, Cinnabon always is. nitter.gq/alluringhonor/status/9…

In that case... pull up a chair and I’ll get one served up for each of us. nitter.gq/alluringhonor/status/9…

Well I certainly don’t need all of them... nitter.gq/alluringhonor/status/9…

You know me so well already... thank you. nitter.gq/alluringhonor/status/9…

I... well... you should be comfortable... nitter.gq/alluringhonor/status/9…

Too late... nitter.gq/alluringhonor/status/9…