AppSec Elle

I should just start only taking cabs now so I can keep my perfect score.

Did you tell it what you would do if it continued to refuse to cooperate?

But I don’t understand. Are they tracking me through the phone cord? And who cares if I’m in my kitchen or my living room while I’m on the phone? 😜

But what about the old film Christmas Holiday with Gene Kelly and Deanna Durbin? A murderous gambler being killed by the police at the brothel where his wife works doesn’t seem to fit that definition. youtu.be/4iOzpu5lMuU?si=6J0t…

Sorry to all the great reporters and staff at the Washington Post, but I refuse to pay to help democracy die in darkness.

Is it common to find dismembered but not deceased guests?!

Look at the gorgeous lighthouse on my new copy of The Last Murder at the End of the World! @stu_turton

What happened to the sun? Was it DNS?!

I do not think my cats know or care from where I get their food, just that I provide it to them at their convenience. Since they already expect me to cater to their every whim, I don’t think they would be sympathetic to the knowledge that I have to work to buy their food.