Coming soon to... well, actually I'm not going anywhere near most of you. Not without insane amounts of money involved. (fikshunall)
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#OOC Dear WWE: Unless John Skyler's gimmick is that he can't remember who he is from week to week, stop giving him different names all the time.
Or if that is his gimmick, just say so and I'll laugh along with it.
#OOC Look for the entire group to turn a corner and then stop and go another direction when they see Brock Lesnar.
#OOC How has security not been dispatched yet? Or did they beat them up off camera?
#OOC Titus Worldwide getting gangstomped with all the women shouting in the back like ratchet girlfriends.
#OOC Given that it’s 90% of his offense, I propose changing Noam Dar’s name to Shinkick Nakamura.
#OOC So Dolph's new gimmick is putting over the latest NXT titleholder who gets called up?
Sweet, Asuka beats DZ on the next joint PPV!
#OOC When Sting retired, who called Carmella as the inheritor of the Scorpion Death Drop? Somebody had to pull her in the finisher pool.
#OOC Portmanteau of Spanish and German is Sperman. John Cena cleaned off the Sperman announce tables.
#OOC Dear WWE announcers: stop saying "What does X have to do to beat Y?" when finishers haven't yet been employed.
#OOC I kinda want Nia Jax to learn from her previous matches and stand outside the ring until a few other women are eliminated.
This comment makes me wonder what's the acceptable range of unnecessary shots. nitter.gq/arielhelwani/status/90…
#OOC We look forward to Curt Hawkins jobbing to the entire CHP Superstars roster this coming winter on NXT Takeover: Cancer
All people, of every race, are human.
And all other humans in the universe are equally inferior to me.
#OOC The older I get, the more I think my mutant power is to successfully get through the day without sexually harassing anyone.
#OOC ALL nazis? Including of the "grammar" and "soup" varieties? nitter.gq/TheBrianStryker/status…
#OOC I'll talk about mine, if you want to be disappointed by literally anything I have to say from that point forward. nitter.gq/MollyReid_/status/8958…
#OOC "I equivocate a healthy appreciation for robust derrieres. Of that, indeed, I refuse to bear false witness." [/Ser Mix-a-Lot] nitter.gq/MollyReid_/status/8958…
That was largely due to the magnetic powers I gave him. nitter.gq/TjJonesOfficial/status…
#OOC If a customer comes to you needing a problem resolved, don't ignore their problem and hit on them.
Customers tend not to like that.