Andy H

I found one in the new Spider-Man game, where I turned into a patio heater for no apparent reason.

Christ. Came back on here to check something and now pretty much every conversation is just Nazi cunts frothing about the mouth about trans genitals, and fragile white boys pretending that the only racism ever to exist is the terrible hardships they endure being white. Fuck me.

Petition to stop Man United fans stop singing this shit Ruben Amorim song that they have been doing for the last 20 minutes.

No Leon!

Yes Leon!

Marco Asensio you absolutely beauty. Great couple of results this week for the Mighty Villa 😁

The refereeing team have been absolutely DESPERATE for Chelsea to win against Villa.

Oh Celtic. Oh dear.

Man City first half: no goals conceded. Rico Lewis comes on: three goals conceded. He’s really not even close to good enough to be playing for City at the moment.

Feels like the refs wanted to even it up on the soft penalties

Just saying that if you like comedy you should watch this. I have lined up a truly appalling story for you to enjoy.

Had a great time at @PremierBattle today. Everyone was really supportive and some great showings in the Academy. Thanks very much for letting me try out!

Managed to go from quietly confident about my @PremierBattle debut tomorrow to absolutely bricking it and being convinced my material is basic and terrible. Oh well, only one way to find out 😎

That is, by a substantial margin, a worse decision than anything Arsenal have had go against them this season. And arguably the worst decision I have ever seen on a football pitch. #var #avfc

I am weirdly looking forwards to making a twat out of myself this Sunday. Come watch!

What a day to be a Villa fan.

It’s less than a week until the Academy kicks off, and Doctor Curiosity has heard nothing from his opponent. Undaunted, he hires Detective Curiosity (no relation) to find out about the mysterious J.Afzai It results in what might be a new low in battle rap promotion history.