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Taunton, UK
Joined March 2009
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When you, a world leading cybersecurity company, accidentally execute the most successful cyber attack in recent history 😬
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David Attenborough is now narrating my life
Here's a GPT-4-vision + @elevenlabs python script so you can star in your own Planet Earth:
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Imagine becoming leader of the country knowing that your first speech has to be fresh, original and inspiring and then deciding you’re just going to resort to delivering two paragraphs of cliched insincerities with the same passion as a dot matrix printer.
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3 weeks in and she's lost the markets $500 billion. not saying that's grounds for dismissal or anything but i once nearly lost my job for buying a curry with a company card
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Tax cuts are in the news as Tory party leadership candidates are talking about them as if tax was going out of fashion. It is very apparent that none of them know much about tax, so a thread to discuss some of the issues.
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New Education Minister, gives a middle finger salute to members of the public outside Downing Street. If there is one image that captures everything that is wrong with this Government- it’s this.
The deafening silence of our own MP is so painfully predictable. Not even the courage to publicly 'Back Boris'. Just invisible bet hedging.
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Fair play to Chris Pincher. I’ve had some big nights but never drank so much that it brought down a government.
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I'm thrilled to announce that I'm putting myself forward to be the next @uklabour MP for Exeter. It's a city with which I have lifelong connections, & has been a source of pride & inspiration to me since it was won by @BenPBradshaw & Labour in 1997.
ALT A record of delivery. Neil Guild for Exeter.
1000 miles done with all of a day to spare.
Thanks for all those who sponsored me or otherwise kept me going.
You can still donate if you missed it last time: lnkd.in/dSMfbWpX
Hope you have a Happy New Year! lnkd.in/dTwzqeXZ
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Thank you for submitting your audition for the next series of #LineofDuty but we’re looking for a character with at least one redeeming moral principle and a performance that places even just a scintilla of doubt in the audience’s mind that he might not be totally bent
Left myself lots to do in Dec to get to 1000 miles by the end of 2021. Oops. My mortal fear of failure will probably be enough to get me over the line, but just in case you'd like to make my pain count for something please chuck a few quid to @MindCharity
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