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such a mean old doc.

Joshua, TX
Joined November 2026
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Going to an Italian restaurant and ordering a butch lasagna
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Going to an Italian restaurant and ordering a bitch lasagna
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T series is such a butch lasagna
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Minor yams are unethical bruh
Are minion yams ethical?
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Oh shit I missread
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Grandpa cnc is just an abbreviation of Charlie Kirk’s last words bruh
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Pretty sure no isn’t something a necklace is made of
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Uncle pussy more like uncle sussy get it bro
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Im your uncle puppy just kidding
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There’s this new kid in school apparently his name is mijo
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They didn’t mean anything by it squidward, I’m sure they were just trying to scare people
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Bro wash yourself that leg is stinky
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Doctor Rattle retweeted
The worst part of my job is having to euthanize the patients when they get too old
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Based on the ones I’ve seen I’d say it’s about 4 inches
The real average penis size, according to 33 studies - both length and girth trib.al/ldKcAAa
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Elmo walked in the clinic and finally apologised… feels good to finally let it go
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My chud son said archer is cooler than fryboy, im gonna have to humble him
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I call them sneakers because I sneak with them just kidding
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Nana I swear Gucci gang is not an actual gang bruh I swear it isn’t
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Scram bumm-o this is for the real Gucci gangsters
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Burnt peanut yams or cure cancer
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