Loki Dog Of Mischief

The wevver is getting colder. So what dus The Muvver do? She takes me to the fur thief! Now I has no luverly warm fur & she says tomorrow I will need mine jumper. News flash Muvver, maybe if you dusnt has all mine fur cut off I willn't need a jumper!!!! Pfft!! Stoopid!

Muvver, there is a big burb in mine garden.

Gud morning pals. Morning pawtrol completed. Zombie winds still blowing but I fights mine way through them. I has snoopervised The Muvver cleaning out the chikins howse. Those zombies winds kept blowing the shavings everywhere & Muvver says lots of rood werds.

Appy birfday Mrs Smudge @wilmamass

Happy Birfday mine fren @mooramana

No, I is not speeking to yous. Go away. Luk at that wevver that yous dragged me out in. Yous a very mean Muvver.

Morning pals. I is back from Morning pawtrol, I sees a big doggo called Basil, but I dusnt like him cos he tries to sniff at me too much. I is not very keen on big bouncy doggos. On a pawsitive note I dus 3 💩 & left lots of peemails.

Morning pals. I has 2 noo baby hens & one of them laid me an egg this morning but luk how tiny it is pals. I tells her fank you very muchness, but I is big boi Loki & I needs bigger eggs than that to fill mine tumbles.

I is pashuntly waiting for mine Sunyay lunch.

Happy birfday Bomber pal @BomberH34

Sometimes yous just has to stop & admire nature

Always on guard.

Too many toys? No, I dusnt fink so. 1,2,6,5, 1 .......no definitely not too many.

Oh wow beefy noms. I is very fond of beefy noms #pwppysbirthday9

Hello Peppy appy birfday pal. I hopes I is not too late? #Peppysbirthday9

Muuuuver, Jezebel wants to come in.

No, I is not going that way.

Today I has to go to mine skool cos they need to do sum checks to make sure The Muvver isn't well dodgy (gud luk wiv that skool) We took her passport & fings to show them. Then we went to the Feed Store to buys food for the Chikins.I can highly recommend the smells at Feed Stores

I has to repawt that The Muvvers fren Keef has been to fix the chikins howse so ratty can't get in. I might have "helped" by chasing the chikins out of his way.

Sumpaw has just pulled all the clean clothes wot The Muvver has just brought in from the washing line onto the floor. Then that paw runned outside & waved her booby sling all round the garden. I strongly suspect Jezebel, but she is denying all knowledge.