The man may be the Linguini, but the woman is the Ratatouille and she can move the Linguini any way she wants
I wish I could invoice someone for the emotional labor spent explaining to middle aged people at the bar how to interact with their queer kids/nieces/nephews/godchildren
$20 says that Fall River votes to recall @MayorJFC and another $20 says that he’ll then win the election and be reinstated as mayor 🤷♀️
Just. Need. To. Get. Through. The. Next. 5. Days. And. Then. I’ll. Be. In. Portland. With. My. Girlfriend.
Not saying I WANT to be murdered. BUT if someone is planning on killing me I think playing Here You Come Again by Dolly Parton would be a really cool stylistic choice.
Yeah, the real problem at universities across the country is that nazis can’t bring other nazis on campus to speak ):
Ya’ll today’s my two year anniversary with Lauren and we went to a v fancy restaurant and I love this pic 👩❤️💋👩
A horrible mixture of trying to relate to The Youth™️ and trying to prove your masculinity. Wild
ATTN: Due to the projected timing of the coming storm ⛈ FRPS will have a two-hour delayed start Thursday Feb 28, 2019 This is still a day of school and we need students to be present 🤪NO morning pre-K or day care 🏋🏻♀️@massupt @MASCSchoolComm #mapoli











